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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    My expectation was that he would show up fully clothed.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She didn't like my lack of tanlines
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He suggested I try to find his tanlines and handed me a magnifying glass
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    hud54014 wrote: »
    He suggested I try to find his tanlines and handed me a magnifying glass
    She used the magnifying glass to kill ants.

    He told me I had a purty mouth
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He didn't like when I called him Purdy Boy
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    She passed out on the dance floor
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited March 2018
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    MzIrish wrote: »
    She passed out on the dance floor

    OMG So last night I went to Blues and Swing Jam after church. It was an extra long church service (Palm Sunday) and I completely forgot to take my heart meds. I was Swing Dancing a lot!!! Then out of nowhere I almost passed out because my heart was racing and I was dizzy and ended up vomiting! My daughter works there and nearly called 911! Eventually my meds kicked in and I am fine now! I had No alcohol whatsoever...

  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    OMG So last night I went to Blues and Swing Jam after church. It was an extra long church service (Palm Sunday) and I completely forgot to take my heart meds. I was Swing Dancing a lot!!! Then out of nowhere I almost passed out because my heart was racing and I was dizzy and ended up vomiting! My daughter works there and nearly called 911! Eventually my meds kicked in and I am fine now! I had No alcohol whatsoever...


    Whoa !!!! BE careful girl !! Glad you're ok <3
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    OMG So last night I went to Blues and Swing Jam after church. It was an extra long church service (Palm Sunday) and I completely forgot to take my heart meds. I was Swing Dancing a lot!!! Then out of nowhere I almost passed out because my heart was racing and I was dizzy and ended up vomiting! My daughter works there and nearly called 911! Eventually my meds kicked in and I am fine now! I had No alcohol whatsoever...

    Poor thing!! That must have been so scary!! So glad you are ok <3<3<3
  • Strawberries0089
    Strawberries0089 Posts: 229 Member
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    She started drinking too much and trying to fight the waiter
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She started hitting on the Waiter and the group of guys at the next table
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    She wore I hate you socks lok
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    She asked me to go for a walk in the forest. It all went downhill from there.
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
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    It turned out he is not chocolate.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    She ate my chocolate bunny I was saving
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
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    she was into the chocolate bunny more than me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    All he could talk about was past gf :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He wanted me to dress up as a PB Bunny to impress his friends
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
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    He insisted I get my *kitten* back to work, went in for a kiss on the forehead, ended up tripping on his foot and we both woke up in the hospital.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    No.. "until" it's still going great ;)

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