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MFP crushes
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Pealing off my shirt and draping it over her back and shoulder0
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Turning around to my glutes on her lap and grind on her0
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Standing up snd shimmying out of my leather pants0
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I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
This. This is why I love you so.
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Tossing my shoes out onto the audience
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Nothing but muh thong left on0
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I pick you up as I sit down and seat you on my lap facing me0
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*walks in* *sees naughtiness happening 0_o* *covers eyes* *backs out*0
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Innocentaseverlook what is *kitten*?0 -
What F A P ?0
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
This. This is why I love you so.
youre my next adult entertainer, got it!?0 -
LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
This. This is why I love you so.
youre my next adult entertainer, got it!?
Oh hell no. No one wants to see my bits.0 -
SojournerThirteen wrote: »What F A P ?
Bahahahahahaha It's what you're doing right now ( ;0 -
SojournerThirteen wrote: »What F A P ?
I will tell you when youre older0 -
Raising hand insistently I Do. I do0
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
This. This is why I love you so.
youre my next adult entertainer, got it!?
Oh hell no. No one everyone wants to see my t bits.0 -
LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
This. This is why I love you so.
youre my next adult entertainer, got it!?
Oh hell no. No one everyone wants to see my t bits.
*wink* thats better0 -
LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
This. This is why I love you so.
youre my next adult entertainer, got it!?
Oh hell no. No one everyone wants to see my t bits.
You're funny. Not.
Anyhow, that's just not gonna happen. Ever. So you know what that means, right?! You're up @JD20060 -
Checking online now!0
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
This. This is why I love you so.
youre my next adult entertainer, got it!?
Oh hell no. No one everyone wants to see my t bits.
Oh my... Lol0 -
LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
This. This is why I love you so.
youre my next adult entertainer, got it!?
Oh hell no. No one everyone wants to see my t bits.
You're funny. Not.
Anyhow, that's just not gonna happen. Ever. So you know what that means, right?! You're up @JD2006
You know you like it, baby. And I'll show you anything you want. Only you;)0 -
Handing my bits to @organicasm0
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
This. This is why I love you so.
youre my next adult entertainer, got it!?
Oh hell no. No one everyone wants to see my t bits.
You're funny. Not.
Anyhow, that's just not gonna happen. Ever. So you know what that means, right?! You're up @JD2006
You know you like it, baby. And I'll show you anything you want. Only you;)
On my way over. I'll bring pizza for after my private show.
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And she's gonna show me0
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Heyyyyyy where did all these other people come from?0
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