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MFP crushes

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  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Ummmm @carolinagirl543 especially if she is from North Carolina... I love women from there!
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    I need a new crush to ogle.

    Requirements:

    Body: You must have one
    Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
    Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
    Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
    Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
    Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.

    Hmu you sexy menz!
  • RHolden85
    RHolden85 Posts: 668 Member
    ^^^Dying right now
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  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    JD2006 wrote: »
    I need a new crush to ogle.

    Requirements:

    Body: You must have one
    Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
    Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
    Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
    Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
    Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.

    Hmu you sexy menz!

    Personality is overrated anyway
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    I need a new crush to ogle.

    Requirements:

    Body: You must have one
    Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
    Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
    Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
    Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
    Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.

    Hmu you sexy menz!

    I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:

    You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    RHolden85 wrote: »
    ^^^Dying right now

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  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
    edited February 2015
    JD2006 wrote: »
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    I need a new crush to ogle.

    Requirements:

    Body: You must have one
    Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
    Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
    Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
    Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
    Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.

    Hmu you sexy menz!

    I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:

    You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.

    Bahahahaha! You have NO idea!

    And I know a gorgeous ex-stripper around these parts...

  • RHolden85
    RHolden85 Posts: 668 Member
    JD2006 wrote: »
    RHolden85 wrote: »
    ^^^Dying right now

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    Quite feisty ;)

  • undergloom
    undergloom Posts: 531 Member
    JD2006 wrote: »
    I need a new crush to ogle.

    Requirements:

    Body: You must have one
    Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
    Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
    Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
    Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
    Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.

    Hmu you sexy menz!

    I got to "Personality: N/A" and I was like, wow, it's like you've known me my whole life
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    _JustDG_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    I need a new crush to ogle.

    Requirements:

    Body: You must have one
    Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
    Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
    Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
    Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
    Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.

    Hmu you sexy menz!

    I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:

    You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.

    Bahahahaha! You have NO idea!

    mmhmmmm! *snap*
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    _JustDG_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    I need a new crush to ogle.

    Requirements:

    Body: You must have one
    Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
    Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
    Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
    Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
    Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.

    Hmu you sexy menz!

    I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:

    You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.

    Bahahahaha! You have NO idea!

    And I know a gorgeous ex-stripper around these parts...

    So hey bff....sup? ;)
  • Organicgasm
    Organicgasm Posts: 592 Member
    JD2006 wrote: »
    RHolden85 wrote: »
    ^^^Dying right now

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    You... I love. Haha
    undergloom wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    I need a new crush to ogle.

    Requirements:

    Body: You must have one
    Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
    Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
    Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
    Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
    Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.

    Hmu you sexy menz!

    I got to "Personality: N/A" and I was like, wow, it's like you've known me my whole life
    You're cute
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    @JD2006 I can be ur stripper!
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    JD2006 wrote: »
    RHolden85 wrote: »
    ^^^Dying right now

    tumblr_inline_mrdq5nIKNt1qz4rgp.gif

    You... I love. Haha
    undergloom wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    I need a new crush to ogle.

    Requirements:

    Body: You must have one
    Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
    Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
    Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
    Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
    Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.

    Hmu you sexy menz!

    I got to "Personality: N/A" and I was like, wow, it's like you've known me my whole life
    You're cute

    Heh heh, hey girrlll. Let me just put you at the top of my list ;)
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    Just want a sweet girl
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    @JD2006 I can be ur stripper!

    Oh Im quite sure you can, you animal!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Let me know! (Alllll smiles)
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  • mamameaof2kiddos
    mamameaof2kiddos Posts: 6,611 Member
    Omg.... You make me LOL as always @jd20006
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  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    I need a new crush to ogle.

    Requirements:

    Body: You must have one
    Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
    Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
    Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
    Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
    Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.

    Hmu you sexy menz!

    I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:

    You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.

    Why you hyphenate needlessly? :huh:

    I'm just a garden-variety attention-*kitten* with a very finely-tuned sense-of-goofballery. :)

    If anything, I "....." needlessly, thank you.
  • undergloom
    undergloom Posts: 531 Member
    You're cute

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  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    _JustDG_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    I need a new crush to ogle.

    Requirements:

    Body: You must have one
    Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
    Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
    Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
    Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
    Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.

    Hmu you sexy menz!

    I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:

    You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.

    Bahahahaha! You have NO idea!

    And I know a gorgeous ex-stripper around these parts...

    You sure do talk about me a lot.

    This pleases me. :flowerforyou:

    You're not the gorgeous ex-stripper I was referring to.

  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    Omg.... You make me LOL as always @jd20006

    see, thats all I want..appreciation.

    that, and your lady boner.
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  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    edited February 2015
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    _ronrob_ wrote: »
    JD2006 wrote: »
    I need a new crush to ogle.

    Requirements:

    Body: You must have one
    Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
    Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
    Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
    Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
    Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.

    Hmu you sexy menz!

    I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:

    You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.

    Why you hyphenate needlessly? :huh:

    I'm just a garden-variety attention-*kitten* with a very finely-tuned sense-of-goofballery. :)

    If anything, I "....." needlessly, thank you.

    Gesundheit.

    no, honey. no.

    *edited so I dont hear sh-t about not using a comma.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Yep, but my clock on availability for @JD2006 is very near expiration
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    Yep, but my clock on availability for @JD2006 is very near expiration

    Im just sittin here, eating my chocolate, waiting for the show!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Dancing around her in a seductive circular motion