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MFP crushes
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Ummmm @carolinagirl543 especially if she is from North Carolina... I love women from there!0
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I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
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^^^Dying right now0
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I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
Personality is overrated anyway0 -
I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:
You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.0 -
I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:
You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.
Bahahahaha! You have NO idea!
And I know a gorgeous ex-stripper around these parts...
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I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
I got to "Personality: N/A" and I was like, wow, it's like you've known me my whole life
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I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:
You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.
Bahahahaha! You have NO idea!
mmhmmmm! *snap*0 -
I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:
You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.
Bahahahaha! You have NO idea!
And I know a gorgeous ex-stripper around these parts...
So hey bff....sup?
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You... I love. Haha
You're cuteundergloom wrote: »I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
I got to "Personality: N/A" and I was like, wow, it's like you've known me my whole life
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@JD2006 I can be ur stripper!0
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Organicgasm wrote: »
You... I love. Haha
You're cuteundergloom wrote: »I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
I got to "Personality: N/A" and I was like, wow, it's like you've known me my whole life
Heh heh, hey girrlll. Let me just put you at the top of my list 0 -
Just want a sweet girl0
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »@JD2006 I can be ur stripper!
Oh Im quite sure you can, you animal!0 -
Let me know! (Alllll smiles)0
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Omg.... You make me LOL as always @jd200060
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I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:
You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.
Why you hyphenate needlessly? :huh:
I'm just a garden-variety attention-*kitten* with a very finely-tuned sense-of-goofballery.
If anything, I "....." needlessly, thank you.0 -
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I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:
You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.
Bahahahaha! You have NO idea!
And I know a gorgeous ex-stripper around these parts...
You sure do talk about me a lot.
This pleases me. :flowerforyou:
You're not the gorgeous ex-stripper I was referring to.
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mamameaof2kiddos wrote: »Omg.... You make me LOL as always @jd20006
see, thats all I want..appreciation.
that, and your lady boner.0 -
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I need a new crush to ogle.
Requirements:
Body: You must have one
Eyes: Blue. Or green. Or brown.......or black. Or hazel. Or red.
Weight: Bonus if you weigh more than me so I feel dainty and small. But Im open to all options.
Occupation: Male stripper would be nice, or fireman, but again, open to all options.
Location: On earth. But if you dont live on earth, Im sure I can hitch a ride on a space shuttle some time. Nasa owes me.
Personality: N/A ...youre just a pretty face to me.
Hmu you sexy menz!
I qualify, and yet don't. :sad:
You seem emotionally-challenged and high maintenance. Proceed with registration.
Why you hyphenate needlessly? :huh:
I'm just a garden-variety attention-*kitten* with a very finely-tuned sense-of-goofballery.
If anything, I "....." needlessly, thank you.
Gesundheit.
no, honey. no.
*edited so I dont hear sh-t about not using a comma.0 -
Yep, but my clock on availability for @JD2006 is very near expiration0
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »Yep, but my clock on availability for @JD2006 is very near expiration
Im just sittin here, eating my chocolate, waiting for the show!0 -
Dancing around her in a seductive circular motion0
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