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  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    pregnant female jaguar has nipples

    she's a hellcat in the sack I bet
    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    I'd say those are some pretty good guidelines for who to bang.

    My male cats also have nipples. One of them has pretty big ones too!
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    You have nipples Norm??

    two and a half!

    Damn!!! **gets naked in a hurry**
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    You have nipples Norm??

    two and a half!

    Damn!!! **gets naked in a hurry**

    Don't leave me out of this party! I want in on this crushing!
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    two and a half!

    You just became even more bangable. Oh, since we're keeping count, I have three.

    Add me to the crush list!!
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.

    You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.

    but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!

    You have nipples Norm??

    two and a half!

    Damn!!! **gets naked in a hurry**

    Don't leave me out of this party! I want in on this crushing!

    As my crush, you are automatically invited. One threesome, 6.5 nipples.....oh the fun!!
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Lets lower the thermostat, shall we!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    Not tellin!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.

    Threatening with a good time?
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.

    Threatening with a good time?

    Maybe...




    I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    two and a half!

    You just became even more bangable. Oh, since we're keeping count, I have three.

    Add me to the crush list!!

    You're a very welcomed addition to my crush list! Do you want to be spanked too?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.

    Threatening with a good time?

    Maybe...




    I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:

    I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship! :angry:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.

    Threatening with a good time?

    Maybe...




    I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:

    I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship! :angry:

    You don't get all the fun!
  • greenmonstergirl
    greenmonstergirl Posts: 619 Member
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    I have too many to list! LOL!
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
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    Yes.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.

    Threatening with a good time?

    Maybe...




    I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:

    I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship! :angry:

    You don't get all the fun!

    I take all the fun!! Now fetch me the handcuffs!
  • AspiringPinkPinUp
    AspiringPinkPinUp Posts: 448
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    I'll never tell! :devil: :drinker:
  • maiaroman18
    maiaroman18 Posts: 460 Member
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    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.

    Threatening with a good time?

    Maybe...




    I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:

    I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship! :angry:

    You don't get all the fun!

    I take all the fun!! Now fetch me the handcuffs!
    In for spankings and shenanigans with handcuffs...
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.

    Threatening with a good time?

    Maybe...




    I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:

    I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship! :angry:

    You don't get all the fun!

    I take all the fun!! Now fetch me the handcuffs!

    B!tch, please. You get the handcuffs or you don't get to have fun with them! Remember, I have the vagina in this relationship.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.

    Threatening with a good time?

    Maybe...




    I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:

    I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship! :angry:

    You don't get all the fun!

    I take all the fun!! Now fetch me the handcuffs!
    In for spankings and shenanigans with handcuffs...

    In for the sexy shoes and even sexier legs!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    @Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??

    It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.

    Threatening with a good time?

    Maybe...




    I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:

    I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship! :angry:

    You don't get all the fun!

    I take all the fun!! Now fetch me the handcuffs!

    B!tch, please. You get the handcuffs or you don't get to have fun with them! Remember, I have the vagina in this relationship.

    You get them or I won't try as hard!

    I fear no vaginal retribution!

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