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MFP crushes
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pregnant female jaguar has nipples
she's a hellcat in the sack I betHuh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.
You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.
but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!
I'd say those are some pretty good guidelines for who to bang.
My male cats also have nipples. One of them has pretty big ones too!0 -
Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.
You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.
but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!
You have nipples Norm??
two and a half!
Damn!!! **gets naked in a hurry**0 -
Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.
You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.
but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!
You have nipples Norm??
two and a half!
Damn!!! **gets naked in a hurry**
Don't leave me out of this party! I want in on this crushing!0 -
two and a half!
You just became even more bangable. Oh, since we're keeping count, I have three.
Add me to the crush list!!0 -
Huh. I'd like to have a couple of crushes but I also realize that I'm no where near as attractive as some of these other people on here, so I don't have to worry about anyone liking me.
You? Not attractive? Silly man....with that impressively classy face? 10/10, would bang.
but then you'd bang any moving object. with nipples!
You have nipples Norm??
two and a half!
Damn!!! **gets naked in a hurry**
Don't leave me out of this party! I want in on this crushing!
As my crush, you are automatically invited. One threesome, 6.5 nipples.....oh the fun!!0 -
Lets lower the thermostat, shall we!0
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@Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??
It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.
Threatening with a good time?
Maybe...
I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:0 -
two and a half!
You just became even more bangable. Oh, since we're keeping count, I have three.
Add me to the crush list!!
You're a very welcomed addition to my crush list! Do you want to be spanked too?0 -
@Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??
It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.
Threatening with a good time?
Maybe...
I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:
I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship!0 -
@Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??
It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.
Threatening with a good time?
Maybe...
I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:
I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship!
You don't get all the fun!0 -
I have too many to list! LOL!0
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Yes.0
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@Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??
It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.
Threatening with a good time?
Maybe...
I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:
I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship!
You don't get all the fun!
I take all the fun!! Now fetch me the handcuffs!0 -
I'll never tell! :devil: :drinker:0
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@Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??
It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.
Threatening with a good time?
Maybe...
I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:
I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship!
You don't get all the fun!
I take all the fun!! Now fetch me the handcuffs!0 -
@Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??
It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.
Threatening with a good time?
Maybe...
I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:
I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship!
You don't get all the fun!
I take all the fun!! Now fetch me the handcuffs!
B!tch, please. You get the handcuffs or you don't get to have fun with them! Remember, I have the vagina in this relationship.0 -
@Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??
It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.
Threatening with a good time?
Maybe...
I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:
I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship!
You don't get all the fun!
I take all the fun!! Now fetch me the handcuffs!
In for the sexy shoes and even sexier legs!0 -
@Whierd - Fess up!! Who is this new crush??
It's me. And if it's not me, I'm going to spank him.
Threatening with a good time?
Maybe...
I mean, NO! It's punishment, dammit! Now come and take your punishment. :devil:
I am the one that doles out the spankings in this relationship!
You don't get all the fun!
I take all the fun!! Now fetch me the handcuffs!
B!tch, please. You get the handcuffs or you don't get to have fun with them! Remember, I have the vagina in this relationship.
You get them or I won't try as hard!
I fear no vaginal retribution!0
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