MFP crushes
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TeinyWinehouse wrote: »I don't have an MFP crush
However, I do have a crush on the waiter who served me this evening.
Crush me...crush me...
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TeinyWinehouse wrote: »I don't have an MFP crush
However, I do have a crush on the waiter who served me this evening.
A real live person!! That is priceless0 -
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Who crushes on real live people anymore? Lol1
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »A_MariposaDream wrote: »TeinyWinehouse wrote: »I don't have an MFP crush
However, I do have a crush on the waiter who served me this evening.
A real live person!! That is priceless
Hmm. I don't think that's allowed! Is it?
There are a few old school that live on the edge1 -
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I would crush anyone who brought me something chocolate and fresh from the bakery.0
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leut_underpants wrote: »TeinyWinehouse wrote: »Yeah but no frogs aka YOU, allowed.
Frogs have some tasty legs. That's what I'm hearing.
I had frog legs last night. Not so tasty. (I will be so literal it hurts)0 -
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leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »TeinyWinehouse wrote: »Yeah but no frogs aka YOU, allowed.
Frogs have some tasty legs. That's what I'm hearing.
I had frog legs last night. Not so tasty. (I will be so literal it hurts)
It's okay, I'm widely informed I'm more of a toad. :laugh:
I don't wanna be hurt. Y u do dis? :sad:
I can't help it.TeinyWinehouse wrote: »Yeah those tears definitely turn me on!
But she likes it.0 -
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TeinyWinehouse wrote: »I can’t just choose. I love each and every one of you equally, passionately, deeply, thoroughly, sweatily…I had to take my crushin & lovin’ into the real world. I’m not a machine people! Jesus.mrwineismybf wrote: »TeinyWinehouse wrote: »I don't have an MFP crush
However, I do have a crush on the waiter who served me this evening.
Crush me...crush me...
Girl. You just say the word and we'll go fishing together down at the 'lady pond'
I waited at the lady pond ...you never showed up...just a bunch of ftogs
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ParadigmShifter wrote: »
Dammit you found her!?1 -
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »mrwineismybf wrote: »TeinyWinehouse wrote: »I can’t just choose. I love each and every one of you equally, passionately, deeply, thoroughly, sweatily…I had to take my crushin & lovin’ into the real world. I’m not a machine people! Jesus.mrwineismybf wrote: »TeinyWinehouse wrote: »I don't have an MFP crush
However, I do have a crush on the waiter who served me this evening.
Crush me...crush me...
Girl. You just say the word and we'll go fishing together down at the 'lady pond'
I waited at the lady pond ...you never showed up...just a bunch of ftogs
I was there! I saw a toad hop right on by. It appeared to be wearing underpants and crying or something.
Haha ...I thought I saw pretty mouth trying to squish a toad0 -
Aww. Poor squishy toad...
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competecompetecompete wrote: »
That would be far too forward. I barely know him.0 -
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competecompetecompete wrote: »
Well if he's that squished, the subtlety would be lost.
I prefer my lickees to be aware.0 -
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