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MFP crushes
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competecompetecompete wrote: »competecompetecompete wrote: »
Well if he's that squished, the subtlety would be lost.
I prefer my lickees to be aware.
It's a balance of being forward and the need to be noticed....in the licking sense.
I personally like to be licked, whether I know it or not
How do you know you're not getting licked frequently when you are unaware? Maybe you should pay more attention.
Also, if you are a toad there can be no licking. You said so.0 -
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competecompetecompete wrote: »I said so, yes.
But it's like telling a child "I don't wanna hear a peep"....you're gonna hear "peep"
Reverse psychology 101
So is this a confession that you are, in fact, a toad? Since the no licking rule was specifically for toads?0 -
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competecompetecompete wrote: »competecompetecompete wrote: »I said so, yes.
But it's like telling a child "I don't wanna hear a peep"....you're gonna hear "peep"
Reverse psychology 101
So is this a confession that you are, in fact, a toad? Since the no licking rule was specifically for toads?
Ok. I admit. I'm actually a frog. Toads are always getting kicked. Us frogs? Never!!!!
Can't we all just get licked?
I only kiss frogs that turn into princes. And I definitely don't lick them.0 -
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competecompetecompete wrote: »competecompetecompete wrote: »competecompetecompete wrote: »I said so, yes.
But it's like telling a child "I don't wanna hear a peep"....you're gonna hear "peep"
Reverse psychology 101
So is this a confession that you are, in fact, a toad? Since the no licking rule was specifically for toads?
Ok. I admit. I'm actually a frog. Toads are always getting kicked. Us frogs? Never!!!!
Can't we all just get licked?
I only kiss frogs that turn into princes. And I definitely don't lick them.
I don't know if that's in my DNA
Then you are out of luck. I make very few exceptions. I have strict standards when it comes to fraternizing with amphibians.0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »Amphibians have rules of their own. He man woman haters unite!
Please don't hate me. I was sad you got squished...0 -
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Amphibians have rules of their own. He man woman haters unite!
Please don't hate me. I was sad you got squished...
Oh please. I didn't squish him. Never squish an amphibian whose in his underpants. That's rule number 43 1/2.
Crap. I only got to rule 37 1/4 then I got distracted.0 -
I want to know who is crushing on me!! Ahahahaha0
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I'm sure there are a few...0
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Maybe just maybe0
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Hummm I know I have stalkers lol but crushes let's see them!! lol0
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leut_underpants wrote: »A_MariposaDream wrote: »I want to know who is crushing on me!! Ahahahaha
You're in church. We can't divulge such when your mind is preoccupied with things of God. :flowerforyou:
Just looking out for your eternal well being.
You stalking me!!0 -
I agree. Any crushers of mine please show yourselves. I must know.
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leut_underpants wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Amphibians have rules of their own. He man woman haters unite!
Please don't hate me. I was sad you got squished...
Oh please. I didn't squish him. Never squish an amphibian whose in his underpants. That's rule number 43 1/2.
Crap. I only got to rule 37 1/4 then I got distracted.
That'll happen. That's how toads get misidentified as frogs and misplaced lickings occur.
Excuse me sir. There was no licking.0 -
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Ummmmm..... cuck frushes?0
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Coloradoex wrote: »Ummmmm..... cuck frushes?
That is safer0 -
If captain allows ...@captain
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TeinyWinehouse wrote: »A_MariposaDream wrote: »I want to know who is crushing on me!! Ahahahaha
I'm crushing on you girl!
Good!!! It's about time I have a hot girl crush!!1 -
All my crushes are one sided.
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I cruah Fera1
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Im here0
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