MFP crushes

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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    Aww. Poor squishy toad... :(

    Don't lick the toad

    That would be far too forward. I barely know him.

    Knew. You barely knew him. He's squished now haha
    Subtle licks. He wouldn't know. Squished or non-squished

    Well if he's that squished, the subtlety would be lost.

    I prefer my lickees to be aware.

    It's a balance of being forward and the need to be noticed....in the licking sense.
    I personally like to be licked, whether I know it or not

    How do you know you're not getting licked frequently when you are unaware? Maybe you should pay more attention.

    Also, if you are a toad there can be no licking. You said so.
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    I said so, yes.
    But it's like telling a child "I don't wanna hear a peep"....you're gonna hear "peep"

    Reverse psychology 101

    So is this a confession that you are, in fact, a toad? Since the no licking rule was specifically for toads?
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    edited May 2017
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    I said so, yes.
    But it's like telling a child "I don't wanna hear a peep"....you're gonna hear "peep"

    Reverse psychology 101

    So is this a confession that you are, in fact, a toad? Since the no licking rule was specifically for toads?

    Ok. I admit. I'm actually a frog. Toads are always getting kicked. Us frogs? Never!!!!
    Can't we all just get licked?

    I only kiss frogs that turn into princes. And I definitely don't lick them.
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    I said so, yes.
    But it's like telling a child "I don't wanna hear a peep"....you're gonna hear "peep"

    Reverse psychology 101

    So is this a confession that you are, in fact, a toad? Since the no licking rule was specifically for toads?

    Ok. I admit. I'm actually a frog. Toads are always getting kicked. Us frogs? Never!!!!
    Can't we all just get licked?

    I only kiss frogs that turn into princes. And I definitely don't lick them.

    I don't know if that's in my DNA

    Then you are out of luck. I make very few exceptions. I have strict standards when it comes to fraternizing with amphibians.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Amphibians have rules of their own. He man woman haters unite!

    HeManWomanHaters.jpg

    Please don't hate me. I was sad you got squished...
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Amphibians have rules of their own. He man woman haters unite!

    HeManWomanHaters.jpg

    Please don't hate me. I was sad you got squished...

    Oh please. I didn't squish him. Never squish an amphibian whose in his underpants. That's rule number 43 1/2.

    Crap. I only got to rule 37 1/4 then I got distracted.
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    I want to know who is crushing on me!! Ahahahaha
  • _twisted_
    _twisted_ Posts: 598 Member
    I'm sure there are a few...
  • shortgirlsneedlovetoo
    shortgirlsneedlovetoo Posts: 4,592 Member
    Maybe just maybe
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    Hummm I know I have stalkers lol but crushes let's see them!! lol
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    A_MariposaDream wrote: »
    I want to know who is crushing on me!! Ahahahaha

    You're in church. We can't divulge such when your mind is preoccupied with things of God. :flowerforyou:

    Just looking out for your eternal well being.

    You stalking me!!
  • _twisted_
    _twisted_ Posts: 598 Member
    I agree. Any crushers of mine please show yourselves. I must know. :p
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Amphibians have rules of their own. He man woman haters unite!

    HeManWomanHaters.jpg

    Please don't hate me. I was sad you got squished...

    Oh please. I didn't squish him. Never squish an amphibian whose in his underpants. That's rule number 43 1/2.

    Crap. I only got to rule 37 1/4 then I got distracted.

    That'll happen. That's how toads get misidentified as frogs and misplaced lickings occur.

    Excuse me sir. There was no licking.
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
    _twisted_ wrote: »
    I agree. Any crushers of mine please show yourselves. I must know. :p

    I crush those tats big fan
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    _twisted_ wrote: »
    I agree. Any crushers of mine please show yourselves. I must know. :p

    I think we are safe to say we are on each other's list!! Ahaha
  • Coloradoex
    Coloradoex Posts: 2,339 Member
    Ummmmm..... cuck frushes?
  • shortgirlsneedlovetoo
    shortgirlsneedlovetoo Posts: 4,592 Member
    Coloradoex wrote: »
    Ummmmm..... cuck frushes?

    That is safer
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
    If captain allows ...@captain ;)
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  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    TeinyWinehouse wrote: »
    A_MariposaDream wrote: »
    I want to know who is crushing on me!! Ahahahaha

    I'm crushing on you girl!

    Good!!! It's about time I have a hot girl crush!!
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    All my crushes are one sided. :cry:
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
    Coloradoex wrote: »
    Ummmmm..... cuck frushes?

    Cant cuck me and leave :D
  • tc1333
    tc1333 Posts: 4,033 Member
    I cruah Fera
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  • tc1333
    tc1333 Posts: 4,033 Member
    Im here
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