When does a doctor get mad?
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lol....0
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did you hear about the italian chef? he pasta way0
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Ha ha ha
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groan lol. but funny.0
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teehee0
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i love the look on a persons face when you tell them a *kitten* joke, the should i laugh or not look0
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A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"0
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My turn for a groaner, this is my fave joke of all time...
why did the chicken cross the playground?0 -
Where does a gerneral keep his armies? In his sleevies
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to get to the other slide.........groan0
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That joke was like German sausage
It was the Wurst...
Thank-you I'll be here all week0 -
What did the fish say when it hit a brick wall?
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This furniture saleswoman keeps calling me
I thought she understood I was only interested in one night stand...0 -
Teacher says, "We have a problem with Nina. She talks too much in class. But, I'm going to try something. Dad says, " Please tell me if your idea works on Nina cuz I would like to try it on her mother."0
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You are all like a teacher in summer time... No class.0
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The key to a good pun is to not limit the audience, but I have to do this one anyway...
Why is Skrillex so bad at fishing?
He keeps dropping the Bass.....0 -
Last Halloween this kid came to my house dressed as a pirate. I said, "Hey, where are your Buccaneers?" He replied, "Under my Buccan hat!"0
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CindyMarcuzAdams wrote: »to get to the other slide.........groan
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Hockey_Winger wrote: »The key to a good pun is to not limit the audience, but I have to do this one anyway...
Why is Skrillex so bad at fishing?
He keeps dropping the Bass.....
Ouch! But you don't pronounce them the same way.0 -
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Dr (Calling his patient): Your Tests came back. I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Dr.: You've got 24 hours to live?
Patient: That's the good news? What's the bad news?
Dr. : I was supposed to call you yesterday.0 -
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open again and he said, "Hey, You're cute!" and fell back asleep
A few more minutes later and his eyes slowly open and he said, "You're not half bad!"
Well, the wife was very dissapointed because she has gone from "beautiful" to just "not half bad."
"What happened to 'beautiful'?" she asked.
"The drugs are wearing off!"
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Credit where credit's due: I heard this one on the Prairie Home Companion joke show.
Man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Cling Wrap. Psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts."0 -
Hehe, very cute!!!0
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knitapeace wrote: »Credit where credit's due: I heard this one on the Prairie Home Companion joke show.
Man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Cling Wrap. Psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts."
Hahahahahahah0 -
A doctor asks a patient:
- Sir, were you using a condom during the last time you had sex?
- Doctor, what do you mean by “the last time”?
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A sign on a cosmetic surgery clinics says:
If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons.
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