When does a doctor get mad?

KAF711
KAF711 Posts: 165 Member
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When he loses his patients! :p
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    lol....
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
    did you hear about the italian chef? he pasta way
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    Ha ha ha :|

  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
    groan lol. but funny.
  • libbydoodle11
    libbydoodle11 Posts: 1,351 Member
    teehee
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
    i love the look on a persons face when you tell them a *kitten* joke, the should i laugh or not look
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
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  • Telton66
    Telton66 Posts: 74
    B)
  • CindyMarcuzAdams
    CindyMarcuzAdams Posts: 4,007 Member
    My turn for a groaner, this is my fave joke of all time...

    why did the chicken cross the playground?
  • MamaRiss
    MamaRiss Posts: 481 Member
    Where does a gerneral keep his armies? In his sleevies :)
  • CindyMarcuzAdams
    CindyMarcuzAdams Posts: 4,007 Member
    to get to the other slide.........groan
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    That joke was like German sausage


    It was the Wurst...


    Thank-you I'll be here all week
  • xsmilexforxmex
    xsmilexforxmex Posts: 1,216 Member
    What did the fish say when it hit a brick wall?

    ..Dam!
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    This furniture saleswoman keeps calling me

    I thought she understood I was only interested in one night stand...
  • 1stplace4health
    1stplace4health Posts: 523 Member
    Teacher says, "We have a problem with Nina. She talks too much in class. But, I'm going to try something. Dad says, " Please tell me if your idea works on Nina cuz I would like to try it on her mother."
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
    You are all like a teacher in summer time... No class.
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    The key to a good pun is to not limit the audience, but I have to do this one anyway...

    Why is Skrillex so bad at fishing?


    He keeps dropping the Bass.....
  • kxbrown27
    kxbrown27 Posts: 769 Member
    Last Halloween this kid came to my house dressed as a pirate. I said, "Hey, where are your Buccaneers?" He replied, "Under my Buccan hat!"
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    CindyMarcuzAdams wrote: »
    to get to the other slide.........groan

    this one is horrible
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    Hockey_Winger wrote: »
    The key to a good pun is to not limit the audience, but I have to do this one anyway...

    Why is Skrillex so bad at fishing?


    He keeps dropping the Bass.....

    Ouch! But you don't pronounce them the same way.
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
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  • sadiegirl32
    sadiegirl32 Posts: 181 Member
    kxbrown27 wrote: »
    Last Halloween this kid came to my house dressed as a pirate. I said, "Hey, where are your Buccaneers?" He replied, "Under my Buccan hat!"

    Got to love a clever kid!!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Dr (Calling his patient): Your Tests came back. I've got good news and bad news.

    Patient: What's the good news?

    Dr.: You've got 24 hours to live?

    Patient: That's the good news? What's the bad news?

    Dr. : I was supposed to call you yesterday.
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

    A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open again and he said, "Hey, You're cute!" and fell back asleep

    A few more minutes later and his eyes slowly open and he said, "You're not half bad!"

    Well, the wife was very dissapointed because she has gone from "beautiful" to just "not half bad."

    "What happened to 'beautiful'?" she asked.

    "The drugs are wearing off!"
  • knitapeace
    knitapeace Posts: 1,013 Member
    Credit where credit's due: I heard this one on the Prairie Home Companion joke show.

    Man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Cling Wrap. Psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts."
  • SuninVirgo
    SuninVirgo Posts: 255 Member
    Hehe, very cute!!!
  • SuninVirgo
    SuninVirgo Posts: 255 Member
    knitapeace wrote: »
    Credit where credit's due: I heard this one on the Prairie Home Companion joke show.

    Man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Cling Wrap. Psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts."

    Hahahahahahah
  • lloydrt
    lloydrt Posts: 1,121 Member
    A doctor asks a patient:
    - Sir, were you using a condom during the last time you had sex?
    - Doctor, what do you mean by “the last time”?

  • lloydrt
    lloydrt Posts: 1,121 Member
    A sign on a cosmetic surgery clinics says:
    If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons.

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