When does a doctor get mad?

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KAF711
KAF711 Posts: 165 Member
When he loses his patients! :p
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    lol....
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
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    did you hear about the italian chef? he pasta way
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
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    Ha ha ha :|

  • stackhsc
    stackhsc Posts: 439 Member
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    groan lol. but funny.
  • libbydoodle11
    libbydoodle11 Posts: 1,351 Member
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    teehee
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
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    i love the look on a persons face when you tell them a *kitten* joke, the should i laugh or not look
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
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    A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
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    2u8ggbc.gif
  • Telton66
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    B)
  • CindyMarcuzAdams
    CindyMarcuzAdams Posts: 4,006 Member
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    My turn for a groaner, this is my fave joke of all time...

    why did the chicken cross the playground?
  • MamaRiss
    MamaRiss Posts: 481 Member
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    Where does a gerneral keep his armies? In his sleevies :)
  • CindyMarcuzAdams
    CindyMarcuzAdams Posts: 4,006 Member
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    to get to the other slide.........groan
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
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    That joke was like German sausage


    It was the Wurst...


    Thank-you I'll be here all week
  • xsmilexforxmex
    xsmilexforxmex Posts: 1,216 Member
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    What did the fish say when it hit a brick wall?

    ..Dam!
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
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    This furniture saleswoman keeps calling me

    I thought she understood I was only interested in one night stand...
  • 1stplace4health
    1stplace4health Posts: 523 Member
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    Teacher says, "We have a problem with Nina. She talks too much in class. But, I'm going to try something. Dad says, " Please tell me if your idea works on Nina cuz I would like to try it on her mother."
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
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    You are all like a teacher in summer time... No class.
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
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    The key to a good pun is to not limit the audience, but I have to do this one anyway...

    Why is Skrillex so bad at fishing?


    He keeps dropping the Bass.....
  • kxbrown27
    kxbrown27 Posts: 769 Member
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    Last Halloween this kid came to my house dressed as a pirate. I said, "Hey, where are your Buccaneers?" He replied, "Under my Buccan hat!"
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
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    to get to the other slide.........groan

    this one is horrible