When does a doctor get mad?

deucemon69

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody Knows

free1220

What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits the windshield?
His *kitten*.

free1220

free1220 wrote: »

What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits the windshield?
His *kitten*.

AnutChelle

How do you tell a boy moose from a girl moose?
By their moose stash.

BlueBombers

lloydrt wrote: »

A sign on a cosmetic surgery clinics says:
If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons.

debsdoingthis

Hockey_Winger wrote: »

LOL

lloydrt

anyone here phobic? this is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhUmeRBjyGU

Hockey_Winger

Holiday time:

How come skeletons don't like going to clubs?

Cause they got no body to dance with.

smstrachan6288

A Dyslexic walks into a bra...

Hockey_Winger

How do you fix a leaky Jack-o-Lantern?


A pumpkin patch.

Joannah700

I was so expecting something more like this...



This is good though.

11406203

2 snowmen in a garden and one says to the other, "can you smell carrots?"

Its awful but I love it!!

SuninVirgo

Very cute....keep em coming

leadslinger17

What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.



(Kind of has to be said out loud in a pirate voice).

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knitapeace

synchrony7 wrote: »

What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.



(Kind of has to be said out loud in a pirate voice).

Had to say it out loud but then I got it and cracked up.

KAF711

What do you call a fake noodle?



An impasta