Mangle a Song Lyric

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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    car jeep to start

    Take a good look at my face, you'll see my
  • Delilahhhhhh
    Delilahhhhhh Posts: 477 Member
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    hairs up my nose

    Another one bites the
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115
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    decide my fate, while I eat cake.

    early one mornin' while makin' my rounds, took a shot of
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
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    novocaine and I then fell on the ground.

    We don't make a party out of lovin';
    We like holdin' hands and
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115
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    pitch and woo woo woo

    fever caused my mamas loss of hearin'
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
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    daddy frank was born with the blight

    And they whispered from on high
    "Your love has said
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115
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    hello to my sister

    when Luther played
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
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    his banjo, his butt puckered and it made a squeaky noise

    Take me home tonight
    I don't want to
  • brown996
    brown996 Posts: 51
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    Be seen public with you.

    Turn around, every now and then I get
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
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    ...the smell of your sweaty butt crack

    Times are hard, You're afraid to pay the fee
    So you find yourself somebody....
  • rashel1
    rashel1 Posts: 145 Member
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    Hooker

    If you want it to be good girl get yourself a.......
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115
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    big gun and learn to use it

    until the last teardrop
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    edited January 2015
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    ....fell into my beer because my dog died and I accidentally shot my sister-cousin in the foot

    But I still need love 'cause I'm...
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115
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    my own grandpa

    and I'm busy watchin' pigs fly by tryin' out their brand new wings
  • sweetdixie92
    sweetdixie92 Posts: 655 Member
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    All alone in the world

    Well mama told me when I was young...
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
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    and watchin' lead ducks rolling down the smokey mountains, takin' a chew and spittin' "ta-backer" on your shoe

    Just a small town girl
    Livin' in a
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115
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    get an education cause you sure can't sing

    The Story of a
  • rashel1
    rashel1 Posts: 145 Member
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    hunter88310 wrote: »
    big gun and learn to use it

    until the last teardrop
    I know how to use a gun

  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
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    fight down at Dickey Bubb's that caused a wreck on Main Street

    Momma always stopped me short of stealing
    I guess thats why I had to...

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