GM Diet

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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Seriously, though, you should try my 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM). There are a great many benefits.

    It must be legit:

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    Dr. Odds wasn't supposed to release that info yet. We haven't finished hammering out the licensing.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    RudeboyCantFail wrote: »
    @tincanonastring your posts are giving me a great laugh today. Thank you! :D

    Thanks! I'm counting it as a successful day, then! Seriously, though, you should try my 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM). There are a great many benefits.
    Surely it would work better if put through a juicer first..?

    This is the only acceptable Peep Juice for the 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM). I give you the recipe on page 1,237 of my upcoming book, The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) And You: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Ridding Toxins And Other Harmful Chemicals Using The Power Of Peeps.
  • angelexperiment
    angelexperiment Posts: 1,917 Member
    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Seriously, though, you should try my 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM). There are a great many benefits.

    It must be legit:

    a9dgxw07mtu1.jpg

    Omg master peep cleanse! Now this I gotta try! Lmao!
  • tinascar2015
    tinascar2015 Posts: 413 Member
    I blame Oprah for Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil. What little regard I had for her totally evaporated after she unleashed these two snake oil salesmen on the world.
  • vivmom2014
    vivmom2014 Posts: 1,649 Member
    tinascar, I couldn't agree more
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    I have a friend whose mother was one of Dr. Oz's cardiology patients back in the Before Oprah era. She said he was amazing and unlike most surgeons, had a fantastic bedside manner and informed patients about their procedures clearly and reassuringly.

    Poor woman now sits there and shakes her head every time he comes on TV. "What happened to him? What a waste of his talent!"

    He's the ultimate sellout.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    RudeboyCantFail wrote: »
    @tincanonastring your posts are giving me a great laugh today. Thank you! :D

    Thanks! I'm counting it as a successful day, then! Seriously, though, you should try my 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM). There are a great many benefits.
    Surely it would work better if put through a juicer first..?

    This is the only acceptable Peep Juice for the 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM). I give you the recipe on page 1,237 of my upcoming book, The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) And You: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Ridding Toxinz And Other Harmful Chemikillz Using The Power Of Peeps.

    FIFY
  • trying4real
    trying4real Posts: 113 Member
    edited March 2015
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    It'd have to be the green ones for detox, right?

    I swear. It's like no one listens to a word I say! The yellow for weight loss and detox, the green ones for bulking!

    What about the new sour ones that are out???
  • pinkiezoom
    pinkiezoom Posts: 409 Member
    Cant stop laughing, are those peep things the things, that if you put them in the microwave they grow to like 5 times their size, and take over your kitchen?
  • SapiensPisces
    SapiensPisces Posts: 992 Member
    I'd advise to try MFP as is for at least a month. Get used to weighing/measuring your food and being consistent with whatever exercise plan you think you can keep doing. Start easy with just 0.5-1 lb per week loss setting. Ease into things, and you'll find that weight loss isn't so hard or so painful as massively restrictive diet plans would have you think.

    Good luck to you!
  • yelliezx
    yelliezx Posts: 633 Member
    I did this a couple of years ago. I did lose 8lbs but I also nearly passed out a couple of times due to the extreme low calories. As soon as you start eating properly, you put that weight back on. I managed to keep 4lbs off in the weeks following this diet. I went on to lose another 30ish lbs after this by eating right about 80% of the time and exercising 5 days per week. I wouldn't really recommend doing this diet.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    It'd have to be the green ones for detox, right?

    No, it's the orange ones. You boil them and get orange peepko tea.

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