You got your wish!

ChristieisReady

You're given an unlimited supply of something... what would it be, given that the next commenter gets to put conditions on it?

Example:
Person 1: An unlimited supply of condoms.
Person 2: Lubricated with hot sauce

Then person 2 puts down what they would want in an unlimited supply, and the next person figures out how to ruin it. Or make it better... I guess it's your call, really.

ChristieisReady

I'll start.
I will take unlimited calorie-burning chocolate.

TheRoadDog

Money.

ChristieisReady

TheRoadDog wrote: »

Money.

.... that you can only spend on people you don't like.

ChristieisReady

Free massages.

mikeshockley

Given with a homeless person's feet.

Lifetime supply of no fat fried chicken.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

And you are allergic to chicken.

A supply of STD free women who are all totally into me.

mikeshockley

But there's an inpenetrable fence between you and them.

Lifetime of free haircuts.

deucemon69

That all look and act like your mother

Have mutant abilities of Wolverine and Jean Grey

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

and have no idea of how to control them.

Live in an impentetrable fortress where no derp can ever approach me.

daveclrk58

With no food

To be Hugh Heffner for a week

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

after his death.

To be able to eat all the red meat I want without worry of fattening up or cancer risks.

ChristieisReady

but it's all rotten.

To have perfect hair every day.

deucemon69

with one strand of hair

To be able to run as fast as lightening

ChristieisReady

but you're trapped in a 10x10 prison cell.

To have everyone I meet like me

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

But you only meet cannibals.

To never have to worry about anything again.

brayman1701

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk wrote: »

But you only meet cannibals.

To never have to worry about anything again.

Because your dead...


You never get sick.

Joannah700

because you live in a bubble.


Can dance amazingly well

zcb94

Only with a partner.

I want limitless energy!

ChristieisReady

but you are a quadriplegic.

Can miss work whenever you want and not lose your job

Joannah700

But works on commission.



Is thought to be intelligent

jacques57

...but was only educated beyond his intelligence.



to live in a New York high rise

ChristieisReady

but have to commute to work every day in Rochester.

To never make mistakes

RavenLibra

with no elevator

reborn 200 years into the future

jacques57

Christie: You never take a chance or do anything or learn anything new

Raven: you go insane because nothing makes sense, and your presence in the future disrupts it

bago08

Only to find the opposite sex is extinct

Able to run a marathon

Cliffslosinit

for....reborn 200 years into the future
Sex has been outlawed.

You win the lottery

micheleld73

for winning the lottery: the prize is spiders

to be a movie star

jacques57

The universe vaporizes because without yin to balance yang, there is nothing.


You win the lottery

ChristieisReady

but the taxes cost more than the prize is worth.

You meet the most beautiful woman in the world

jacques57

and she's a nun



You get a job with Warren Buffet