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You got your wish!
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But it is on the most remote/inaccessable spot on the whole planet.
I wish I could have perfect hair0 -
So I could have it made into wigs and donated to cancer patients.
I'd like focus and determination
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Granted but now your right knee is.
Full bod massage by a sweedish chick, try screwin that. Muaha0 -
-____- Well thats 387588389 carbs now and will give u man boobs
Denise Richards tied to my bed0 -
but with clothes on constantly.
unlimited access to Disneyland!0 -
On a Day that a Freak Ice Storm hits!
You get a date with your biggest crush!0 -
But it turns out he/she has horrendous body odor.
The ability to ignore annoying noises.0 -
but your smell is heightened and everyone smells like cheese!
Unlimited money!0 -
But Money is now worthless and you need Gold!
You can eat anything and not gain a pound!0 -
but it all TASTES like cheese (OMG cheese!)
unlimited international calling0 -
but only to the pope.
Free groceries.0 -
but only grocery stores in Alaska.
teleportation skills0 -
but only to Antarctica!
Can read peoples minds!0 -
But only just before going to sleep, and it keeps you up at night.
self-cleaning home0 -
you have unlimited money!0
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But the world goes into a barter system and money is useless.
I wish for 20/20 vision.0 -
Darkrose, your self-cleaning home's tools kill your pets and clean up their bodies before you even know it. :sad:
Sparky, your hair is always in those perfect eyes, so you're always blind anyway.
I wish we had an inexhaustible supply of world peace!0 -
In order to get that all humans must be exterminated.
I wish for a mint condition black 2000 pontiac firebird with a stick shift, t-tops and minimal miles0 -
But you get dizzy when flying!
Unlimited book library with a huge soft couch and all the time of the world to sit and read!0 -
But you're illiterate.
A ten-year supply of a beverage of your choice.0 -
but the books are all pre-school reading level.
I wish for jet-flush toilets in every bathroom in my home :P0 -
But the toilet water smells like rotten eggs.
I want the ability to stop time0 -
But only when you are at work
The ability to freeze people0 -
...but you lose an arm from frostbite every time you do it.
I wish I looked perfect in every photograph...0 -
but nobody else can see the picture but you.
I wish to live young and healthy forever.0 -
but 30 more years would be ok too, if I can just go to bed one night and not wake up.
I would like to ind a healthy, loving boyriend...0 -
and you can, but no one will sell you a guitar.
I wish I could afford a nice wedding and invite everyone we know to it.0
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