You got your wish!

darkrose20

But it is on the most remote/inaccessable spot on the whole planet.

I wish I could have perfect hair

lookingforlittleme

So I could have it made into wigs and donated to cancer patients.

I'd like focus and determination

FloyMcCaudie

Granted but now your right knee is.


Full bod massage by a sweedish chick, try screwin that. Muaha

FloyMcCaudie

-____- Well thats 387588389 carbs now and will give u man boobs


Denise Richards tied to my bed

Spnneil06

but with clothes on constantly.

unlimited access to Disneyland!

FabulousFantasticFifty

On a Day that a Freak Ice Storm hits!

You get a date with your biggest crush!

darkrose20

But it turns out he/she has horrendous body odor.

The ability to ignore annoying noises.

Spnneil06

but your smell is heightened and everyone smells like cheese!

Unlimited money!

FabulousFantasticFifty

But Money is now worthless and you need Gold!

You can eat anything and not gain a pound!

darkrose20

but it all TASTES like cheese (OMG cheese!)

unlimited international calling

Spnneil06

but only to the pope.

Free groceries.

darkrose20

but only grocery stores in Alaska.

teleportation skills

Spnneil06

but only to Antarctica!

Can read peoples minds!

darkrose20

But only just before going to sleep, and it keeps you up at night.

self-cleaning home

Spnneil06

you have unlimited money!

sparkynazca

But the world goes into a barter system and money is useless.

I wish for 20/20 vision.

zcb94

Darkrose, your self-cleaning home's tools kill your pets and clean up their bodies before you even know it. :sad:
Sparky, your hair is always in those perfect eyes, so you're always blind anyway.
I wish we had an inexhaustible supply of world peace!

darkrose20

In order to get that all humans must be exterminated.

I wish for a mint condition black 2000 pontiac firebird with a stick shift, t-tops and minimal miles

DreamOfSunshine

But you get dizzy when flying!

Unlimited book library with a huge soft couch and all the time of the world to sit and read!

ithrowconfetti

But you're illiterate.

A ten-year supply of a beverage of your choice.

Phrick

but the books are all pre-school reading level.

I wish for jet-flush toilets in every bathroom in my home :P

Joannah700

But the toilet water smells like rotten eggs.

I want the ability to stop time

Spnneil06

But only when you are at work

The ability to freeze people

ChristieisReady

...but you lose an arm from frostbite every time you do it.

I wish I looked perfect in every photograph...

Spnneil06

but nobody else can see the picture but you.

I wish to live young and healthy forever.

47Jacqueline

but 30 more years would be ok too, if I can just go to bed one night and not wake up.

I would like to ind a healthy, loving boyriend...

darkrose20

and you can, but no one will sell you a guitar.

I wish I could afford a nice wedding and invite everyone we know to it.