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  • nicsflyingcircus
    nicsflyingcircus Posts: 2,574 Member
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    FredDoyle wrote: »
    The good olde days
    Bathsheba_c wrote:
    To cleanse or not to cleanse? That is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of non-specific toxins
    Or to take arms against a sea of imagined bowel obstructions
    And by opposing, perforate one's colon. To juice; to detox;
    No more; and by a detox to say we end
    The pH and the balance of intestinal flora
    That guts are heir to, 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be avoided. To juice; to detox;
    To detox: perchance to puke: aye, there's the rub;
    For in the pangs of indigestion what side-effects may come
    When we go and leave our undies soiled.

    This is the awesome!

  • Old_Man_McGucket
    Old_Man_McGucket Posts: 310 Member
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    You say "Juice cleanse?"

    I say "No thanks hippie. I'll get the sh!ts by drinking beer and eating wings like a true American!"
  • KandGRanch
    KandGRanch Posts: 131 Member
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    nsalley99 wrote: »
    What cleanse have you done? What was the duration? Effects?
    I have tried a few. they lasted anywhere from a few days to a few weeks.

    the effects? headaches, nausea, flu-like symptoms, grumpiness, low blood sugar, racing heart, sleeplessness, irritability....let's just say I don't do well with deprivation.

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