We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

Random Thought Thread

1…78101213…197

Replies

  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
    I can't change my picture...I will forever be David Walliams in drag
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
    I'm completely addicted to gif threads.
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
    The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, right?
  • holagatita
    holagatita Posts: 1,785 Member
    my throat is dry but I don't feel like getting up to get water
  • 412lexiLEX
    412lexiLEX Posts: 276 Member
    Today's Mike and Mike podcast ought to be interesting...
  • HeyItsBrad
    HeyItsBrad Posts: 8 Member
    Is there a really good diet beer? I could use one.
  • Kettle_Belle14
    Kettle_Belle14 Posts: 246 Member
    Tomorrow is weigh in day and if I'm not down at least a quarter pound, I'm going Office Space on my scale and smashing it to smitherines! Muwahahahaha!!!
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    I believe you have my stapler.
  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
    you look like Alex DeLarge from a clockwork orange :)
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
    HeyItsBrad wrote: »
    Is there a really good diet beer? I could use one.

    No
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    edited November 2014
    feralX wrote: »
    I wonder about TastesLikeBurning's familiarity with bull semen.

    He has no familiarity; he's completely wrong. Everyone in the bull jizz biz knows that bull semen is lime green.
  • free1220
    free1220 Posts: 416 Member
    I'm thinkin' small pie with onions and sausage.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    Since bald eagles are the national bird, if one of these that are flying overhead poops on me, does that mean that I am the chosen one and will be the next president?
  • MagnumBurrito
    MagnumBurrito Posts: 1,070 Member
    One day, you just stop playing with GI Joe's. Never to pick them up again. Yet you never know it in the moment it will be your last time.
  • rbfdac
    rbfdac Posts: 1,057 Member
    LeadingMuscle wrote: »
    One day, you just stop playing with GI Joe's. Never to pick them up again. Yet you never know it in the moment it will be your last time.

    I hate that this is true because it's true with a lot of things- especially parenting. And it sucks. One day I'll rock my baby to sleep one last time because then he'll be a big boy and go to sleep on his own and I won't even realize that was my last time until it's gone. Gah :(

  • free1220
    free1220 Posts: 416 Member
    rbfdac wrote: »
    LeadingMuscle wrote: »
    One day, you just stop playing with GI Joe's. Never to pick them up again. Yet you never know it in the moment it will be your last time.

    I hate that this is true because it's true with a lot of things- especially parenting. And it sucks. One day I'll rock my baby to sleep one last time because then he'll be a big boy and go to sleep on his own and I won't even realize that was my last time until it's gone. Gah :(

    Yep,cat's in the cradle.
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    I think Fiber One bars are giving me serious gas.
  • rbfdac
    rbfdac Posts: 1,057 Member
    TheVirgoddess wrote: »
    I think Fiber One bars are giving me serious gas.

    I eat like three fiber one bars a day.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Not in the mood to go workout, but I have to >.>
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    I think it's super unfair that of 5 people in the house house, I am the only one without a peen, yet, I get to clean the bathroom/toilet every single time.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    I think it's super unfair that of 5 people in the house house, I am the only one without a peen, yet, I get to clean the bathroom/toilet every single time.

    Stop using the bathroom there, then. Go on a strike. If they complain it's dirty, "I don't use it, you do it".
  • Fataf99
    Fataf99 Posts: 112 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    I think it's super unfair that of 5 people in the house house, I am the only one without a peen, yet, I get to clean the bathroom/toilet every single time.

    Stop using the bathroom there, then. Go on a strike. If they complain it's dirty, "I don't use it, you do it".

    you scare me
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    lol I wish I could, but its our only bathroom.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    lol I wish I could, but its our only bathroom.

    Put up a sign that says "Hidden camera will record you NOT cleaning the bathroom, so clean up after yourself or I will get you!!" :3
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    MacLean12 wrote: »
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    I think it's super unfair that of 5 people in the house house, I am the only one without a peen, yet, I get to clean the bathroom/toilet every single time.

    Stop using the bathroom there, then. Go on a strike. If they complain it's dirty, "I don't use it, you do it".

    you scare me

    That's not necessarily a bad thing!
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    Meds you take every 8 hours seem to only last 6.5 hours....
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    buckshot500 wrote: »
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    lol I wish I could, but its our only bathroom.

    Easy, make them all sit down or threaten them with forcing them to watch real housewives if they don't.

    hahahahaha I don't even want to watch The Real Housewives.
  • Jojomotivated
    Jojomotivated Posts: 141 Member
    I'm too Bronze for Gold V.

Categories