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Random Thought Thread

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  • fitcurves6693
    fitcurves6693 Posts: 3,401 Member
    I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I am.

    Would you, could you, in a box?
  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
    I bought kale chips one time thinking oh these will be super healthy. I almost puked on the first bite....
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    Holy crap... I woke up and started doing my errands... I just realized I never ate my breakfast... which is now cold. :frowning:
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  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    People at work seem to be suffering from rude-itis today. :s
  • Annr
    Annr Posts: 2,765 Member
    I'm very lucky to have found a public pool with impeccable lane etiquette.

    I go in the morning, and so I don't have to share with anyone......but if I have to I can do the impeccable lane etiquette thing. :-)
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    Ok, how much would a smog check cost? This is so new to me. :confused:
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    edited April 2015
    Waiting in line to get my taxes done. I wonder which one of these people owe some money
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Gotta peeeeee but don't wanna get out of line.
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    My ears are being assaulted by verbal diarhea.......
  • CiclistaVal
    CiclistaVal Posts: 221 Member
    I slept through the whole night!! :blush:

    So lucky
  • CiclistaVal
    CiclistaVal Posts: 221 Member
    mhecht32 wrote: »
    Just had the most amazing breakfast burrito!! It was huge, and doused with Sriracha sauce! :) YUM!

    Sriracha is my favorite!
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    I hate when you go to Chipotle and there is one person in front of you but they're ordering for their entire family. #
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    ^You have an amazing body! (sorry off track!)

    Why does the damn guinea pig screech whenever he hears a bag rustle, even if he literally just ate?
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    My dog is having "gastro" issues tonight. Had surgery on Monday and its caught up with him. Poor little guy. :(
  • ZiggySquish
    ZiggySquish Posts: 87 Member
    I hate when you go to Chipotle and there is one person in front of you but they're ordering for their entire family. #

    or they just really love Chipotle burritos and live too far away, so they stock up for the next couple days... *looks away nervously*
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  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    edited April 2015
    I gotta pee!! But my bf beat me to the bathroom... maybe I'll start banging on the door. :naughty:
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    Clock watching until lunch time.
    Uh, me so hungry, uh,uh, me so huuungryyy, uh, me so hungry, me love food long time...


    ...mark-wahlberg.gif
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    Oh freebie day!! :smiley:
  • Old_Man_McGucket
    Old_Man_McGucket Posts: 310 Member
    Who was the genius who decided "babe" was too long of a word and thought it would be a good idea to drop a letter?
  • dcaiani
    dcaiani Posts: 2,819 Member
    Why does tax day make me so depressed?
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited April 2015
    Toenails taste as weird as they smell
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  • ZiggySquish
    ZiggySquish Posts: 87 Member
    dcaiani wrote: »
    Why does tax day make me so depressed?

    Go to a Subway, they usually give out free cookies on tax day :smiley:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I get a really odd sense of calm, satisfaction, and opportunity when I fill up the gas tank. Like everything is right with the world. Weird.
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  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    sushi4days wrote: »
    dcaiani wrote: »
    Why does tax day make me so depressed?

    Go to a Subway, they usually give out free cookies on tax day :smiley:

    Boston Market is giving a BOGO free individual meal... I'm so getting that!! :yum:
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    RunTimer wrote: »
    Toenails taste as weird as they smell

    I believe I just threw up a little.