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  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
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    wetwookie1988 wrote: »
    Tydeclare44 wrote: »
    What do wet wookies smell like?

    That's the first question or statement most people think. Its like a mix between a wet dog and bigfoot's dick.


    You know what Bigfoot's dick smells like?? You must be *very* close friends... lol!!
  • wetwookie1988
    wetwookie1988 Posts: 149
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    It's usually frowned upon to offer candy to someone who's taking a deuce in a public bathroom.
  • dcaiani
    dcaiani Posts: 2,819 Member
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    The snow is finally melting!
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    I went fishing Saturday. Only caught a couple of large-mouth bass. The water was too cold for it, butt it was still a great afternoon.
  • wetwookie1988
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    If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day, if you set a man on fire, he'll be horribly disfigured and scarred for the rest of his life andprobably have to go through agonizing physical rehabilitation.
  • mhecht32
    mhecht32 Posts: 360 Member
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    I wish the man could cook something, and by cook I mean anything that required preparation of one's own food, including putting together a sandwich.... ANYTHING at this point would be a bonus. I don't care if he made microwave popcorn for dinner or Licked the peanut butter jar clean for sustenance!!! Relying on someone else for ALL of your meals is just plan ridiculous. Fockin A - or ORDER something, and learn to dial well and have it delivered TO YOU so I don't have to get if FOR you. ok Rant over.
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
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    ...and while we're at it, wash your own underwear for a change! :s
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    I was thinking of buying some protein bars along with Whey Protein.
  • wetwookie1988
    wetwookie1988 Posts: 149
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    I like to keep the racing streaks in my underwear, makes me run faster.
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
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    mhecht32 wrote: »
    I wish the man could cook something, and by cook I mean anything that required preparation of one's own food, including putting together a sandwich.... ANYTHING at this point would be a bonus. I don't care if he made microwave popcorn for dinner or Licked the peanut butter jar clean for sustenance!!! Relying on someone else for ALL of your meals is just plan ridiculous. Fockin A - or ORDER something, and learn to dial well and have it delivered TO YOU so I don't have to get if FOR you. ok Rant over.
    mygnsac wrote: »
    ...and while we're at it, wash your own underwear for a change! :s

    I don't understand either of these. My husband cooks, does laundry and dishes. Am I doing this wrong? :wink:
  • mhecht32
    mhecht32 Posts: 360 Member
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    Ceci_O_K wrote: »
    mhecht32 wrote: »
    I wish the man could cook something, and by cook I mean anything that required preparation of one's own food, including putting together a sandwich.... ANYTHING at this point would be a bonus. I don't care if he made microwave popcorn for dinner or Licked the peanut butter jar clean for sustenance!!! Relying on someone else for ALL of your meals is just plan ridiculous. Fockin A - or ORDER something, and learn to dial well and have it delivered TO YOU so I don't have to get if FOR you. ok Rant over.
    mygnsac wrote: »
    ...and while we're at it, wash your own underwear for a change! :s

    I don't understand either of these. My husband cooks, does laundry and dishes. Am I doing this wrong? :wink:

    NO you're not! It's just Little did I know 14 years ago that mine wouldn't have these skills. It's ok, I blame the MIL. She's a darling lady, but continues to treat him like a baby even in his LATE 40s.
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
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    Thinking of going old school with a day planner .. apps stink with them.
  • mhecht32
    mhecht32 Posts: 360 Member
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    On a lighter note - the person next to me kind of looks like an ewok :)
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
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    Time for some new sneaks.
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
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    This egg salad is soooo good!
  • merryberry99
    merryberry99 Posts: 350 Member
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    wetwookie1988 wrote: »
    It's usually frowned upon to offer candy to someone who's taking a deuce in a public bathroom.

    Unless it's Junior Mints. I think that's like a rule or something.
  • merryberry99
    merryberry99 Posts: 350 Member
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    If I can't see through my neighbor's open blinds, he can't see through mine, right? Is that science?
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
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    My eyes are burning... are they dry? :confounded:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    I love tennis...and bewberz.

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