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Random Thought Thread

TastesLikeBurning

This is a thread about random thoughts. I'll start, thanks.

I ate 750 grams of asparagus last night and my urine smells like a putrid dumpster.

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BlueEyedRedhead

Jamaica is beautiful.

Go_Mizzou99

When cutting wood, a branch to the face is NOT better than a swift kick in the @$$

Feistycat

My eyes are so tired, but I'm loving my book!

therealblackdahlia

The holidays are so over...

GreenGoddess22

I seriously hate cold weather, I am not sure I can survive the next few months. Winter sucks.

Sinistrous

Someone get me a hammer >:O

therealblackdahlia

Hammer time?

Sinistrous

therealblackdahlia wrote: »

Hammer time?

Ya got one? Gimme, plz. Needed immediately.

fearlessleader104

I'm destined for a life of being fat

Sinistrous

fearlessleader104 wrote: »

I'm destined for a life of being fat

I strongly disagree with your statement. Looks like you're going slow and steady. Keep at it, no defeatist attitude, please :)
YOU GOT THIS!!!!

mygnsac

My dieting dog is getting desparate. He's digging up buried treats. How do they remember where they bury stuff?!

dredrake1

Why isn't "It was for a Klondike bar" a legal defense?

strwbry74

Seat warmers = Good things!

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MrsBooBear

I need to put some socks on. My toes are so cold.

MaxPower0102

If you get pulled over by a State Trooper, and he asks you "Do you know why I pulled you over?", the WRONG answer is "Depends. How long have you been following me?"

ItsMeGee3

I know this sounds sick but, it's kinda nice being back to work today.

MaxPower0102

^^^ Love ya, but seek help

Go_Mizzou99

Mama's and the Papa's lyrics running through my head:
Monday, Monday, can't trust that day
Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh, Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh, Monday, Monday, how could you leave and not take me?

Archerychickge

If ScentLoc suits (for hunting) keep deer from being able to smell you, why can I still smell my own farts when I'm wearing it?

mygnsac

Glynn20 wrote: »

I know this sounds sick but, it's kinda nice being back to work today.

I'm sick too! I almost skipped happily to work this morning. Last week of the year and all my year-end projects are almost behind me. Woo hoo!

MaxPower0102

Do you know anyone who is EXACTLY your type, but he or she won't give you the time of day? How frustrating is that?!?!?!?!?

SativaMad

Ants.. I hate Ants!!!

Old_Man_McGucket

Glynn20 wrote: »

I know this sounds sick but, it's kinda nice being back to work today.

@Glynn @mygnsac‌ I'm with you two. Also ready for New Year's to be over and settle back into a routine.

Old_Man_McGucket

Dear Asia,

There's this thing called radar. It can't be that expensive; Libya has it.

Thanks,
Residents of the other 6 Continents.

Archerychickge

MaxPower0102 wrote: »

Do you know anyone who is EXACTLY your type, but he or she won't give you the time of day? How frustrating is that?!?!?!?!?

Nice to know...

mygnsac

SativaMad wrote: »

Ants.. I hate Ants!!!

Give em something tasty and poisonous to carry back to the nest!

AnthonyThrashD

It's weird how near death and near life experiences are a like. Imagine a sperm telling his buddies "And at the end of the tunnel...was a GIANT BALL, and I mysteriously felt drawn to it"