Does anybody else breathe? What about sleeping? Anybody??

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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I was just wondering if I was all alone or not.

Anybody?

Anyone? Bueller??

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  • pkw58
    pkw58 Posts: 2,038 Member
    yes,but sometimes we are not around to answer in real time. Hello and welcome.
  • Vonwarr
    Vonwarr Posts: 390 Member
    Nope. I heard air has calories so I stopped. Sleep is for the weak.
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    I dont. Never have and never will. Its not good for you and you should stop and I am judging you.
  • algebravoodoo
    algebravoodoo Posts: 776 Member
    If the pollen gods permit, I do breathe.
    It has been rather quiet here today.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    I stop breathing for three days every once in a while to let my body detox from all teh toxinzzz you take in every time you inhale.
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
    Dr Oz hasn't said anything about breathing being helpful for weight loss so I don't...
  • BrittanyMegan88
    BrittanyMegan88 Posts: 670 Member
    Sometimes I forget to breathe for a bit then I gasp for air and go back to breathing..I'm not even kidding this actually happens to me, it's kinda frustrating. :P
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    I stop breathing for three days every once in a while to let my body detox from all teh toxinzzz you take in every time you inhale.

    I tried that, it works great! Without all that cumbersome air to process, your organs can just stop functioning and rest.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
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  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Breathing is overrated.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Absolutely not.
  • mlfrailing
    mlfrailing Posts: 79
    Sometimes I forget to breathe for a bit then I gasp for air and go back to breathing..I'm not even kidding this actually happens to me, it's kinda frustrating. :P

    I do that too. Sometimes I just don't feel the need to breathe. When I start again, it usually is a slow inhale. Is that a bad thing?
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Breathing is so 90s. Just sayin.
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    Breathing yes, sleeping not so much...
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    Dr Oz hasn't said anything about breathing being helpful for weight loss so I don't...

    you win
  • Miss_Meliss86
    Miss_Meliss86 Posts: 372 Member
    Too many people are breathing...I choose to go against the crowd! As for sleeping...well, that comes and goes as it pleases. No control over that one but breathing, I CHOOSE when I breathe damnit!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Sleep is entirely overrated, but I breathe. Mostly air.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    You're not gonna last long on MFP asking questions like these. Get with the program newbie.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I try to only breathe when I'm awake as I don't want to disturb my restful slumber
  • KAS0917
    KAS0917 Posts: 172 Member
    Dr Oz hasn't said anything about breathing being helpful for weight loss so I don't...

    :laugh: That will be on next week. Along with 3 vitamins you should take to help you breathe.
  • violettatx
    violettatx Posts: 230 Member
    I only breathe when sleeping. No time of that during the day.
  • blytheandbonnie
    blytheandbonnie Posts: 3,275 Member
    Breathe, breathe in the air.
    Don't be afraid to care.
  • sunshinestater
    sunshinestater Posts: 596 Member
    I breathe sometimes but do regular lung cleanses to get rid of the toxins that build up. You know, just like they build up in your intestines and liver so you have to fast and drink magic potions to give them a break. Your lungs and heart need a break too. It's going to be on Dr Oz next week.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    i stopped sleeping the day i opened a Snapple bottle and the little factoid under the cap said on average, humans swallow 8 spiders during their lifetime while they are asleep.
  • MyOwnSunshine
    MyOwnSunshine Posts: 1,312 Member
    I wear a CPAP at night, so we cannot be friends. Sorry.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    I *think* I'm breathing, but my sinuses declared *SHENANIGANS* on that ****.
  • maiaroman18
    maiaroman18 Posts: 460 Member
    i stopped sleeping the day i opened a Snapple bottle and the little factoid under the cap said on average, humans swallow 8 spiders during their lifetime while they are asleep.
    I thought it was 3 a year... but who am I to argue with getting extra protein.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I'm trying to slowly cut back. I can almost feel my cells burning. Some people suggested more water, so I try to spend as much time as possible with my mouth and nose submerged.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Ain't nobody got time for that!

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