Graham Crackers Were Invented To Curb Your Sexual Desires.
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Mmmm, graham crackers and brown sugar/cinnamon cream cheese0
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distemper, discontent, disquiet of the bowel, sleeping problems, sexual performance problems, sexual obsession, obesity.MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
There were a few more that I'm not remembering. It was like how soda used to be promoted, back when coke had actual coke in it.
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isn't it weird how ideas like this change. kinda weird to think that one day we may look back at today and be shocked at something or other we today consume like it's nothing.
distemper, discontent, disquiet of the bowel, sleeping problems, sexual performance problems, sexual obsession, obesity.MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
There were a few more that I'm not remembering. It was like how soda used to be promoted, back when coke had actual coke in it.
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Yup, I have a feeling that our current superfood craze will look as silly to us, as what snake oil salesmen used to do in the western frontier.0
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When I went to Rio back in February, all the brasilians I was with at the conference were like, "Hey, you should try the acai berries out on the beach."
"Oh ok, what do they taste like?"
"Don't know, never tried them."
LOL. I only met one of the brasilians at the conference that had tried them, and didn't like them very much.0 -
When I went to Rio back in February, all the brasilians I was with at the conference were like, "Hey, you should try the acai berries out on the beach."
"Oh ok, what do they taste like?"
"Don't know, never tried them."
LOL. I only met one of the brasilians at the conference that had tried them, and didn't like them very much.
i'm mexican. you should try tripe (in menudo), I've never tried it...but YOU should.
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Hmmm. Kahlua, chocolate, and marshmallows...S'moregasm?0
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I read somewhere that cereal was invented for the same reason. Mr. Kellog invented Corn Flakes to reduce lust. Now where did I read that...
Yes Cornflakes were invented to stop you w***ing (not you personally )
http://mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-*kitten*-crusade0 -
After the births of both my children and extended hospital stays due to c-sections, both times all I wanted at the hospital were graham crackers. Now I see the connection....0
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MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
this. so full of win.
and now I want smores.
seriously.
want.need.smores.
making date night Wednesday- with smores.
although FKME it's supposed to snow. Snowing + smores.
herm- could be a fun night.0 -
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I read somewhere that cereal was invented for the same reason. Mr. Kellog invented Corn Flakes to reduce lust. Now where did I read that...
Yup... and corn flakes were also used as an enima...
I'll take things I learned in Freshmen American History for $100, Alex.
#hadabadasshistoryprof0 -
MyChocolateDiet wrote: »NVM answered my own question. By of all things reading the article.
I thought the idea was to just make assumptions based on the title. You're not actually supposed to read it, are you???
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MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
this. so full of win.
and now I want smores.
seriously.
want.need.smores.
making date night Wednesday- with smores.
although FKME it's supposed to snow. Snowing + smores.
herm- could be a fun night.
That's why I bought a fire ring for the back yard.
Light snow, my camping chairs, a nice down jacket, the dog screwing around trying to kill the snow while I'm roasting up marshmallows and hitting the moonshine right from the jar.
'murica.0 -
MyChocolateDiet wrote: »When I went to Rio back in February, all the brasilians I was with at the conference were like, "Hey, you should try the acai berries out on the beach."
"Oh ok, what do they taste like?"
"Don't know, never tried them."
LOL. I only met one of the brasilians at the conference that had tried them, and didn't like them very much.
i'm mexican. you should try tripe (in menudo), I've never tried it...but YOU should.
I was born in Whittier, cut me teeth in East LA...
I prefer the red menudo without pata. lol.0 -
Well, I intend to keep on eating graham crackers and having sex just to disprove this theory, and possibly do both at the same time! ; )0
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MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
this. so full of win.
and now I want smores.
seriously.
want.need.smores.
making date night Wednesday- with smores.
although FKME it's supposed to snow. Snowing + smores.
herm- could be a fun night.
That's why I bought a fire ring for the back yard.
Light snow, my camping chairs, a nice down jacket, the dog screwing around trying to kill the snow while I'm roasting up marshmallows and hitting the moonshine right from the jar.
'murica.
I think the BF has a fire pit in their back yard- which is where I'll be.
I have a fake one- but I'm not sure I'd be comfortable using it- they use theirs up at his place.
so- yeah- I think the plan will be to try to include that. because.
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MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
this. so full of win.
and now I want smores.
seriously.
want.need.smores.
making date night Wednesday- with smores.
although FKME it's supposed to snow. Snowing + smores.
herm- could be a fun night.
That's why I bought a fire ring for the back yard.
Light snow, my camping chairs, a nice down jacket, the dog screwing around trying to kill the snow while I'm roasting up marshmallows and hitting the moonshine right from the jar.
'murica.
I think the BF has a fire pit in their back yard- which is where I'll be.
I have a fake one- but I'm not sure I'd be comfortable using it- they use theirs up at his place.
so- yeah- I think the plan will be to try to include that. because.
Murica/smores
I'm happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but...
Smores made with nutella instead of chocolate are the greatest smores ever made.
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I don't like nutella- dark chocolate only.0
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uconnwinsnc1 wrote: »Golden Grahams are the tastiest cereal ever.
Thanks for reminding me how good those are. Are they healthy? I may buy those instead of raisin bran on my next cereal run lol0 -
missjazminenicole wrote: »uconnwinsnc1 wrote: »Golden Grahams are the tastiest cereal ever.
Thanks for reminding me how good those are. Are they healthy? I may buy those instead of raisin bran on my next cereal run lol
define healthy?
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and all this time I thought people had sex to take their minds off graham crackers
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missjazminenicole wrote: »uconnwinsnc1 wrote: »Golden Grahams are the tastiest cereal ever.
Thanks for reminding me how good those are. Are they healthy? I may buy those instead of raisin bran on my next cereal run lol
Extremely healthy.
Part of a balanced breakfast.0 -
1brokegal44 wrote: »Hmmm. Kahlua, chocolate, and marshmallows...S'moregasm?
If I ever make that drink, that is exactly what I'm going to call it.0 -
MyChocolateDiet wrote: »When I went to Rio back in February, all the brasilians I was with at the conference were like, "Hey, you should try the acai berries out on the beach."
"Oh ok, what do they taste like?"
"Don't know, never tried them."
LOL. I only met one of the brasilians at the conference that had tried them, and didn't like them very much.
i'm mexican. you should try tripe (in menudo), I've never tried it...but YOU should.
I was born in Whittier, cut me teeth in East LA...
I prefer the red menudo without pata. lol.
NO PATA. ever! hurl.
I was born in East LA, just like the movie. Yeah. but I cut my teeth at hot dog on a stick in Arcadia. #cherrylemonade0
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