Graham Crackers Were Invented To Curb Your Sexual Desires.

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  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    jrose1982 wrote: »
    I read somewhere that cereal was invented for the same reason. Mr. Kellog invented Corn Flakes to reduce lust. Now where did I read that...

    Yes Cornflakes were invented to stop you w***ing (not you personally ;) )

    http://mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-*kitten*-crusade
  • brightsideofpink
    brightsideofpink Posts: 1,018 Member
    After the births of both my children and extended hospital stays due to c-sections, both times all I wanted at the hospital were graham crackers. Now I see the connection....
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    jrose1982 wrote: »
    I read somewhere that cereal was invented for the same reason. Mr. Kellog invented Corn Flakes to reduce lust. Now where did I read that...
    I've read that too, not sure where though. It was for a whole slew of maladies.

    Road to Wellville by T.C. Boyle
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
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    this. so full of win.

    and now I want smores.
    seriously.

    want.need.smores.
    making date night Wednesday- with smores.

    although FKME it's supposed to snow. Snowing + smores.
    herm- could be a fun night.
  • feralkitten1010
    feralkitten1010 Posts: 219 Member
    MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
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    <3<3
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    jrose1982 wrote: »
    I read somewhere that cereal was invented for the same reason. Mr. Kellog invented Corn Flakes to reduce lust. Now where did I read that...

    Yup... and corn flakes were also used as an enima...


    I'll take things I learned in Freshmen American History for $100, Alex.

    #hadabadasshistoryprof
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
    NVM answered my own question. By of all things reading the article.

    I thought the idea was to just make assumptions based on the title. You're not actually supposed to read it, are you???
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
    YCVAp4giQN.png

    this. so full of win.

    and now I want smores.
    seriously.

    want.need.smores.
    making date night Wednesday- with smores.

    although FKME it's supposed to snow. Snowing + smores.
    herm- could be a fun night.

    That's why I bought a fire ring for the back yard.

    Light snow, my camping chairs, a nice down jacket, the dog screwing around trying to kill the snow while I'm roasting up marshmallows and hitting the moonshine right from the jar.

    'murica.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    When I went to Rio back in February, all the brasilians I was with at the conference were like, "Hey, you should try the acai berries out on the beach."
    "Oh ok, what do they taste like?"
    "Don't know, never tried them."

    LOL. I only met one of the brasilians at the conference that had tried them, and didn't like them very much.

    i'm mexican. you should try tripe (in menudo), I've never tried it...but YOU should. ;)

    I was born in Whittier, cut me teeth in East LA... ;)

    I prefer the red menudo without pata. lol.
  • 1HappyRedhead
    1HappyRedhead Posts: 413 Member
    Well, I intend to keep on eating graham crackers and having sex just to disprove this theory, and possibly do both at the same time! ; )
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
    YCVAp4giQN.png

    this. so full of win.

    and now I want smores.
    seriously.

    want.need.smores.
    making date night Wednesday- with smores.

    although FKME it's supposed to snow. Snowing + smores.
    herm- could be a fun night.

    That's why I bought a fire ring for the back yard.

    Light snow, my camping chairs, a nice down jacket, the dog screwing around trying to kill the snow while I'm roasting up marshmallows and hitting the moonshine right from the jar.

    'murica.

    I think the BF has a fire pit in their back yard- which is where I'll be.
    I have a fake one- but I'm not sure I'd be comfortable using it- they use theirs up at his place.

    so- yeah- I think the plan will be to try to include that. because.
    Murica/smores
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
    YCVAp4giQN.png

    this. so full of win.

    and now I want smores.
    seriously.

    want.need.smores.
    making date night Wednesday- with smores.

    although FKME it's supposed to snow. Snowing + smores.
    herm- could be a fun night.

    That's why I bought a fire ring for the back yard.

    Light snow, my camping chairs, a nice down jacket, the dog screwing around trying to kill the snow while I'm roasting up marshmallows and hitting the moonshine right from the jar.

    'murica.

    I think the BF has a fire pit in their back yard- which is where I'll be.
    I have a fake one- but I'm not sure I'd be comfortable using it- they use theirs up at his place.

    so- yeah- I think the plan will be to try to include that. because.
    Murica/smores

    I'm happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but...

    Smores made with nutella instead of chocolate are the greatest smores ever made.

  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    I don't like nutella- dark chocolate only.
  • missjazminenicole
    missjazminenicole Posts: 379 Member
    uconnwinsnc1 wrote: »
    Golden Grahams are the tastiest cereal ever.

    Thanks for reminding me how good those are. Are they healthy? I may buy those instead of raisin bran on my next cereal run lol
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    missjazminenicole wrote: »
    uconnwinsnc1 wrote: »
    Golden Grahams are the tastiest cereal ever.

    Thanks for reminding me how good those are. Are they healthy? I may buy those instead of raisin bran on my next cereal run lol

    define healthy?
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    and all this time I thought people had sex to take their minds off graham crackers
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  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    missjazminenicole wrote: »
    uconnwinsnc1 wrote: »
    Golden Grahams are the tastiest cereal ever.

    Thanks for reminding me how good those are. Are they healthy? I may buy those instead of raisin bran on my next cereal run lol

    Extremely healthy.

    Part of a balanced breakfast.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    I don't like nutella- dark chocolate only.

    aw. you're like the only person I've seen admit to not liking crack in a jar.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    1brokegal44 wrote: »
    Hmmm. Kahlua, chocolate, and marshmallows...S'moregasm?

    If I ever make that drink, that is exactly what I'm going to call it.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    When I went to Rio back in February, all the brasilians I was with at the conference were like, "Hey, you should try the acai berries out on the beach."
    "Oh ok, what do they taste like?"
    "Don't know, never tried them."

    LOL. I only met one of the brasilians at the conference that had tried them, and didn't like them very much.

    i'm mexican. you should try tripe (in menudo), I've never tried it...but YOU should. ;)

    I was born in Whittier, cut me teeth in East LA... ;)

    I prefer the red menudo without pata. lol.

    NO PATA. ever! hurl.

    I was born in East LA, just like the movie. Yeah. but I cut my teeth at hot dog on a stick in Arcadia. #cherrylemonade

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