First rule of Food Club

47Jacqueline

Don't eat like a bird - they eat constantly.

j_bark

Because..pie

EveFlowergirl

and chocolate cheesecake with butterfingers crumbled on top...

dunnodunno

Don't ask if it's store bought.

Alatariel75

Don't ask the forum when your post starts with "I know I should ask a doctor, but..."

JeffseekingV

If you ask for the calorie count of the fries, punch yourself in the face

JeffseekingV

The best is when you eat like a pig while in great shape. The looks from everyone else is priceless

Chieflrg

Cupcakes first...

faria2024

dont eat to live, just live to eat.

blueakama

ask a question that someone has asked recently, especially if it regards fit bits.

EveFlowergirl

don't talk about fad diets

Go_Mizzou99

Don't ask if these are good or bad carbs.

JeffseekingV

broccoli has no protein!

TheProudDadLife

Don't ask if it's Paleo?

SnuggleSmacks

Do. Not. Detox!!

TheProudDadLife

Don't ask if I'm sharing..lol

SnuggleSmacks

No "juice fasts" or "cleanses" allowed!

Alluminati

Chieflrg wrote: »

Cupcakes first...

Chew with your mouth closed!

530roman

Rule 1. Don't talk about food club

4ever420

As long as you are having a bite of something while standing in front of the fridge or pantry, the calories do not count

4ever420

Neither do bites off someone else's plate

SnuggleSmacks

If someone gave it to you, it was free. This also means calorie free and fat free.

G8rRay

Any broken pretzels, crackers, cookies, etc. have no calories; so, they don't count! Maybe, anything edible that is not whole may have no calories...I'm thinking pizza!

JeffseekingV

I'm going to say "unless you have some type of ED, don't complain that you can't gain weight". Because for most of us, gaining weight is about as hard as falling off a rock

_Tink_

Don't touch my pre-weighed/portioned meals.