Famous Sex..

mrsKOrtiz
mrsKOrtiz Posts: 949 Member
edited November 9 in Chit-Chat
Have any of you had any dreams of having sex with someone famous?

Mine was with Justin Bieber last night and I'm not even a fan!
Anyway he was great!
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  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Mariah Carey and
    Johansson Scarlett
  • mrsKOrtiz
    mrsKOrtiz Posts: 949 Member
    Lol..isn't it weird when you wake up. And are like dayum!!
  • mrsKOrtiz
    mrsKOrtiz Posts: 949 Member
    I dream't I had sex with Jessica Alba once, and got caught by my wife who promptly stabbed me in the face, several times with a large kitchen knife. Luckily i woke up in one piece though. :)

    I would ask how'd she find out but I guess with a man it's apparent. My dream is my secret lol.

  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    This isn't a normal thing? I dream about sex with famous men all the time.
  • mrsKOrtiz
    mrsKOrtiz Posts: 949 Member
    32 years of marriage, trust me she's capable of noticing pretty much any clue I would show.

    Keeps me reasonably in line too. I haven't cheated on her since we've been together.

    32 years! That is amazing!! Congratulations to the both of you!
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    John Stamos
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Jesse Spencer. Now I'm all like Ughhh...
  • ThePoeToaster
    ThePoeToaster Posts: 1,681 Member
    John Stamos

    I'm willing to bet my bottom dollar it was "Blackie" John Stamos and not "Uncle Jessie" John Stamos.
  • Organicgasm
    Organicgasm Posts: 592 Member
    ...Oddly I never have. I guess I need to know someone to take them to bed. Although I am perfectly willing to get to know a few celebs if they'd let me. Haha.
  • ThePoeToaster
    ThePoeToaster Posts: 1,681 Member
    I'd rather have Organic! Look at that pic! Hot chick with a firearm! Who needs celebrities! Get over here, woman!
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    John Stamos

    He's no good for you.


    Hey, you can't help who shows up in your dreams!!
  • EveFlowergirl
    EveFlowergirl Posts: 1,491 Member
    James Franco. Not sure how I felt about it because he seems so effin cocky though. no pun intended.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Years ago I had a dream I was performing oral sex on President Kennedy in a bathroom at one of NYC's major airports.

    In other words, I was giving head to JFK in the head at JFK.

  • ThePoeToaster
    ThePoeToaster Posts: 1,681 Member
    Twisted, Faith. Very twisted.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Twisted, Faith. Very twisted.

    I don't disagree. I can't control the way my mind works when I am sleeping. Of course it can be pretty twisted when I am wide awake as well.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Anne Ramsey...
  • GWB, God that's embarrassing (it was that flight suit with the tight straps!!)
  • CR2413
    CR2413 Posts: 36
    I've actually never had a dream about famous people! I have a few I wish I would dream about though!
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    GWB, God that's embarrassing (it was that flight suit with the tight straps!!)
    WTF?? Jajajajjaa. Well I guess its better than Barbera.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    jeff bridges

    only one time tho
  • Teal4me
    Teal4me Posts: 104
    Nancy Wilson (Heart) Hotness
  • Aviva92
    Aviva92 Posts: 2,333 Member
    no, i never have cool dreams. although famous people don't really interest me anyway.
  • Aviva92
    Aviva92 Posts: 2,333 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Years ago I had a dream I was performing oral sex on President Kennedy in a bathroom at one of NYC's major airports.

    In other words, I was giving head to JFK in the head at JFK.

    hehehe
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    Sorry this is long, but its just so appropriate, I needed to share. Quote from the show Coupling.

    [Jeff is giving Steve tips before his first date with Susan. Susan and Sally have walked into the bar behind Jeff without his knowledge]
    Jeff: OK, foreplay tip number two.
    [Steve sees Sally and Susan and looks horrified]
    Jeff: Whoever you normally fantasize about during sex, start calling them 'Susan.' With you, it's always Mariella Frostrup, right?
    [Steve smiles awkwardly at Susan]
    Jeff: Well, call her 'Susan Frostrup'! That way, when you're in bed with Susan, you won't shout the wrong name when you have your eyes shut!
    Susan: Or you could call her 'God.'
    Jeff: [not realizing] Well, yeah, I mean, that'd work.
    [realizes, turns around and chuckles nervously]
    Susan: [coming around the table] So is it absolutely necessary to think about somebody else?
    Jeff: Well, everybody does. That's why there are so many celebrity marriages.
    Sally: I'm sorry?
    Jeff: Eh? Well, you know, if - if you fantasize about someone else during sex, and so does your partner, and, you know, those two people that you're fantasizing about happen to meet while you're still doing it, they're bound to sense something, aren't they? Because they're connecting on, like, a virtual plane. So can you imagine what it was like when Posh first met Beckham? They were the epicenter of a non-stop, nationwide virtual shag! Ehh!
    [does his hand thing]
    Jeff: I mean, it's no wonder she got pregnant!
    [laughs]
    Susan: When the van comes for you, Jeff, go quietly.
    Jeff: [resignedly] ... OK.


  • SrMaggalicious
    SrMaggalicious Posts: 495 Member
    I always dream I'm having sex with men I can't stand in real life...and it's always hot...smh.
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  • Chieflrg wrote: »
    GWB, God that's embarrassing (it was that flight suit with the tight straps!!)
    WTF?? Jajajajjaa. Well I guess its better than Barbera.

    I bet she gives good oral ...
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    I've had erotic dream of Li Na the chinese tennis player
  • mrsKOrtiz
    mrsKOrtiz Posts: 949 Member
    I always dream I'm having sex with men I can't stand in real life...and it's always hot...smh.

    LOL

  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Have any of you had any dreams of having sex with someone famous?

    Mine was with Justin Bieber last night and I'm not even a fan!
    Anyway he was great!

    If Justin Bieber is great at anything, than it is most assuredly a dream and not real life.
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