Famous Sex..
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Nancy Wilson (Heart) Hotness0
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no, i never have cool dreams. although famous people don't really interest me anyway.0
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Sorry this is long, but its just so appropriate, I needed to share. Quote from the show Coupling.
[Jeff is giving Steve tips before his first date with Susan. Susan and Sally have walked into the bar behind Jeff without his knowledge]
Jeff: OK, foreplay tip number two.
[Steve sees Sally and Susan and looks horrified]
Jeff: Whoever you normally fantasize about during sex, start calling them 'Susan.' With you, it's always Mariella Frostrup, right?
[Steve smiles awkwardly at Susan]
Jeff: Well, call her 'Susan Frostrup'! That way, when you're in bed with Susan, you won't shout the wrong name when you have your eyes shut!
Susan: Or you could call her 'God.'
Jeff: [not realizing] Well, yeah, I mean, that'd work.
[realizes, turns around and chuckles nervously]
Susan: [coming around the table] So is it absolutely necessary to think about somebody else?
Jeff: Well, everybody does. That's why there are so many celebrity marriages.
Sally: I'm sorry?
Jeff: Eh? Well, you know, if - if you fantasize about someone else during sex, and so does your partner, and, you know, those two people that you're fantasizing about happen to meet while you're still doing it, they're bound to sense something, aren't they? Because they're connecting on, like, a virtual plane. So can you imagine what it was like when Posh first met Beckham? They were the epicenter of a non-stop, nationwide virtual shag! Ehh!
[does his hand thing]
Jeff: I mean, it's no wonder she got pregnant!
[laughs]
Susan: When the van comes for you, Jeff, go quietly.
Jeff: [resignedly] ... OK.
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I always dream I'm having sex with men I can't stand in real life...and it's always hot...smh.0
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sunglasses_and_ocean_waves wrote: »GWB, God that's embarrassing (it was that flight suit with the tight straps!!)
I bet she gives good oral ...0 -
I've had erotic dream of Li Na the chinese tennis player0
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SrMaggalicious wrote: »I always dream I'm having sex with men I can't stand in real life...and it's always hot...smh.
LOL
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karinaortiz23 wrote: »Have any of you had any dreams of having sex with someone famous?
Mine was with Justin Bieber last night and I'm not even a fan!
Anyway he was great!
If Justin Bieber is great at anything, than it is most assuredly a dream and not real life.0 -
Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »karinaortiz23 wrote: »Have any of you had any dreams of having sex with someone famous?
Mine was with Justin Bieber last night and I'm not even a fan!
Anyway he was great!
If Justin Bieber is great at anything, than it is most assuredly a dream and not real life.
OK either way he has the looks.. so my dream was nice.
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I guess l have to dream more
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Darkhawk1969 wrote: »I guess l have to dream more0
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Cillian Murphy.
I don't know why.
It just happened.0
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