Why did you break up with the person above you..

EveFlowergirl

Let too many "houseguests" into her car

assthetikk

always tried to drive the car with the wrong stick in hand

therealblackdahlia

He had too many girlfriends

assthetikk

she cuckolded me

SamanthaRonnie

He wouldn't let me fondle his fine abs!

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Becka4Real

I'm too jealous of the hat...

assthetikk

made me walk around the house wearing nothing but the hat

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carolinagirl543

You wouldn't get rid of that hat

assthetikk

wouldnt let me have ONSs during her Tom...selfish much!

Noogynoogs

He stole my donut!

Sinistrous

assthetikk wrote: »

wouldnt let me have ONSs during her Tom...selfish much!

Gross :|

Above - Was more interested in witch doctors, pills and potions and home remedies.

assthetikk

she judged me

Noogynoogs

Yes you yucky thing hope everything is red in your house lol

asaw00

Called me names

blossomholly

she didn't have the right tools

assthetikk

she would rate my performance every night by giving me stars the next morning

blossomholly

he only got half a star

Spnneil06

we were rewarded on the star system...I never could earn a whole one with her.

Becka4Real

She was so messed up by the stars, we never had a chance

Spnneil06

She gave up on us really easy. I told her my middle name, that was it! Changed her number!

WMDemetree

her middle name was trouble.

Spnneil06

He was verbally abuse, always calling me trouble when he knew my middle name was something else.

WMDemetree

She was orally challenged.

Spnneil06

He would spread my secrets around behind my back.

4ever420

She had too many secrets

donnysoule

She only kept one thing secret.... me from her husband

WMDemetree

he was married

Spnneil06

He wasn't into open marriages.