Funny convos with my son (please add your own children's humour)

anadoesit

E is Male Child -Age 9 - Lives in Ireland, a total lad.

E: (at dinner table) Mum, what is French kissing?

Me: Why do you ask?

E: The lads were talking about it.

Me: It's kissing with tongues.

E: You mean like licking each other?

Me: No, more that you put your tongue in the other persons mouth and they put their tongue in yours.

E: (incredulous and shocked)
I'M NEVER EVER GOING TO FRANCE!

SFranklin330

anadoesit wrote: »

E is Age 9.

E: (at dinner table) Mum, what is French kissing?

Me: Why do you ask?

E: The lads were talking about it.

Me: It's kissing with tongues.

E: You mean like licking each other?

Me: No, more that you put your tongue in the other persons mouth and they put their tongue in yours.

E: (incredulous and shocked)
I'M NEVER EVER GOING TO FRANCE!

Hilarious!

SFranklin330

My "E" is 3 (almost 4) years old.

E: "Look, Mom! I can do this!" (shows me a new trick with his toy)

Me: "Oh, cool! You're so crafty!"

E: "I am NOT crappy!"

anadoesit

haha @SFranklin330 ...v funny!

Jelaan

My son (then 5) said "when we get rich we can buy more beds then you and Daddy won't have to share one any more". When I stopped giggling I told him that I don't think we will ever be quite that rich.

Gr8ChangesAhead

Walking down the boardwalk passing vendors selling hermit crabs - my then 5 year old daughter yells at the top of her lungs "Mommy when I get big I want to have a boyfriend and crabs like my sister" couldn't help but snickering

victal

My 5 yr old son at school, there in class, talking about what colour hair their family members have, his friend says:- ' my mummy has brown hair',
my son says ' my mummy looks like a bumble bee she has yellow and black hair' -( my roots needed doing)!!!!