If I were a....?? .

RoxieDawn
RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
This game is to finish the sentence using the object the previous person gives you!
So long as the sentence makes sense, it's allowed! Obviously funnier works best though.

For example: superhero

"If I were a superhero, I'd want to be able to fly."

Word = queen
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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    If I were a queen, I would be queen of the jungle.

    Word: carpenter
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    If I were a carpenter, I would trick out my house.

    Word: clown
  • AkCyclist
    AkCyclist Posts: 1,200 Member
    If I were a clown, I would quit my day job.

    Word: snail
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    If ^HE were a snail, he'd have to worry about mopping up that snail trail he left behind.

    Word: Wabbit
  • liketobike2
    liketobike2 Posts: 25 Member
    If I were a wabbit, I would eat cawwots a lot.
    Word: sneaker
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    If I were a sneaker, I would not accept de feet (defeat) corny, yep.

    Spider
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    If I were a spider, I'd sit down beside her ^!

    Word: dog
  • tomlockhart
    tomlockhart Posts: 379 Member
    If I were a dog, i would ALWAYS make sure to hit every hydrant on the street

    Sloth
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    If I were a sloth I would not get any where fast.

    Genius
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    If I were a genius...hey wait...there's no if here...I am a genius.

    Microbe
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    If I were a microbe, I would be super duper tiny.

    Dog
  • Sweetsluv
    Sweetsluv Posts: 2,260 Member
    If I were a dog it would be ok for me to lick your face.

    Staple
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    If I were a staple I would clamp on your butt and make you walk funny while you were picking your butt.

    Slug
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    edited January 2015
    If I were a slug someone would pour salt on me

    Window
  • khansarah
    khansarah Posts: 87 Member
    If I were a window I would reflect all the truly beautiful things in life

    Word : teddy bear
  • Spartan_1_1_7
    Spartan_1_1_7 Posts: 132 Member
    If I were a window you could look right through me

    Spider
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I were a spider I would be a deadly one.

    Orange
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    If I were an orange I would go bad because no ate me.

    hammer
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    If I were a hammer, I'd nail you

    Wayne
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Good one..

    If my name was Wayne I'd be a rapper named Lil Wayne.

    mirror
  • DannehBoyy
    DannehBoyy Posts: 546 Member
    edited January 2015
    If i were a mirror, i'd be more reflective

    chair
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    If I were a mirror I would tell you you were beautiful everyday

    Jellyfish
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I were a jellyfish I would sting the holy crap out of you.

    lamp
  • redromad275
    redromad275 Posts: 884 Member
    If I were a lamp, I would be turned on

    Book
  • grimois
    grimois Posts: 8 Member
    If I were a book I'd enjoy time with myself in the bath

    psychic
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    If I were a Psychic, I'd know what the next person would write.

    Porn Star.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    If I were a porn star, my name would be tiny torpedo

    ugly
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It would be 500 am...lol

    rain
  • anadoesit
    anadoesit Posts: 442 Member
    If I were rain, I'd stay mainly on the plain in Spain.

    a rich man (Yentl)
  • ekg0328
    ekg0328 Posts: 90 Member
    If I were a rich man, I would resist the urge to sing the song and instead pay off all of my student loans. And then I wouldn't care about money after that.

    You
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