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  • DannehBoyy
    DannehBoyy Posts: 546 Member
    edited January 2015
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    If i were a mirror, i'd be more reflective

    chair
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
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    If I were a mirror I would tell you you were beautiful everyday

    Jellyfish
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    I were a jellyfish I would sting the holy crap out of you.

    lamp
  • redromad275
    redromad275 Posts: 884 Member
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    If I were a lamp, I would be turned on

    Book
  • grimois
    grimois Posts: 8 Member
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    If I were a book I'd enjoy time with myself in the bath

    psychic
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    If I were a Psychic, I'd know what the next person would write.

    Porn Star.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    If I were a porn star, my name would be tiny torpedo

    ugly
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    It would be 500 am...lol

    rain
  • anadoesit
    anadoesit Posts: 442 Member
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    If I were rain, I'd stay mainly on the plain in Spain.

    a rich man (Yentl)
  • ekg0328
    ekg0328 Posts: 90 Member
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    If I were a rich man, I would resist the urge to sing the song and instead pay off all of my student loans. And then I wouldn't care about money after that.

    You
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    You would be Melanie

    Dog
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
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    If I were a dog, I'd sleep all day and chase my tail at night.

    Giraffe
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I would peep on people on the second floor.

    Robot
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    edited January 2015
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    If I were a robot, I'd never mess up and be at my builder's bidding no matter what it cost.
    If I were a TV...
  • Sweetsluv
    Sweetsluv Posts: 2,260 Member
    edited January 2015
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    If I were my TV I'd be turned on all night long...

    Cockroach
  • LoneWolfRunner
    LoneWolfRunner Posts: 1,160 Member
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    If I were a TV you could turn me on by flicking my button.

    Bagel
  • Barbs2222
    Barbs2222 Posts: 433 Member
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    If I were a cockroach nobody would like me.

    If I was a bagel I'd have cream cheese on me.

    window
  • LoneWolfRunner
    LoneWolfRunner Posts: 1,160 Member
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    If I was a window, I'd be a pain.

    Bulldozer
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    If I were a bulldozer, I'd be very pushy.

    Cadaver

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