Calories burned in the bedroom
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dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
Yeah... No. Rape jokes aren't funny.
To the others- no one is forcing you to read and reply to the thread.
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dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
Yeah... No. Rape jokes aren't funny.
To the others- no one is forcing you to read and reply to the thread.
As for
Whoa. WTF. Why would you say that? No one made a rape joke.0 -
Im not getting that as a rape joke either. Is there something we are missing OP?0
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dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
This. A sleeping person cannot consent.0 -
dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
This. A sleeping person cannot consent.
That's certainly one way to interpret it and get upset about something.0 -
Burt_Huttz wrote: »dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
This. A sleeping person cannot consent.
That's certainly one way to interpret it and get upset about something.
Not upset. Just don't think it is funny.
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dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
This. A sleeping person cannot consent.
Unless they gave consent before. Some people are into that. And way to go ahead and take that in a really wrong way.
I kind of hope you are just a troll.-1 -
PikaKnight wrote: »dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
This. A sleeping person cannot consent.
Unless they gave consent before. Some people are into that. And way to go ahead and take that in a really wrong way.
I kind of hope you are just a troll.
Do whatever you want just do not wake me up.0 -
Burt_Huttz wrote: »dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
This. A sleeping person cannot consent.
That's certainly one way to interpret it and get upset about something.
Not upset. Just don't think it is funny.
I don't think that you not thinking it is funny is funny at all. It is far too serious an issue to intentionally trivialize by misrepresenting a silly joke as actually trivializing rape. Far too serious indeed.
Although putting rape on trial is a convenient distraction from the attention-seeking, which has been pretty roundly called out by the respondents to the thread. Probably can even get the thread locked and deleted.
Solid move.0 -
PikaKnight wrote: »dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
This. A sleeping person cannot consent.
Unless they gave consent before. Some people are into that. And way to go ahead and take that in a really wrong way.
I kind of hope you are just a troll.
I'm going to ask you nicely to please stop calling me that. I don't appreciate it.0 -
Burt_Huttz wrote: »Burt_Huttz wrote: »dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
This. A sleeping person cannot consent.
That's certainly one way to interpret it and get upset about something.
Not upset. Just don't think it is funny.
I don't think that you not thinking it is funny is funny at all. It is far too serious an issue to intentionally trivialize by misrepresenting a silly joke as actually trivializing rape. Far too serious indeed.
Although putting rape on trial is a convenient distraction from the attention-seeking, which has been pretty roundly called out by the respondents to the thread. Probably can even get the thread locked and deleted.
Solid move.
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Yeah but how many men pump away for an hour in one session?
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Oh my god. It was just a joke about his wife being so bored she fell asleep. Sheeeesh.0
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TwinkieDong wrote: »
Yeah but how many men pump away for an hour in one session?
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I know you are more likely joking. This is for the lurkers though.
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lldougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
Yeah... No. Rape jokes aren't funny.
To the others- no one is forcing you to read and reply to the thread.
As for
Oh crap... I can see where that came off wrong.
That wasn't a rape joke. That was a " I'm so boring I put her to sleep during " joke.
My bad.0 -
yopeeps025 wrote: »kailibertsch wrote: »They finished. The calorie burn was disappointing.
Exactly.
It's not even worth quantifying really. It's like logging for doing a load of laundry.
LOL.
The calories may be experiment would be fun though. ... How can lots of sex in lots of positions possibly be a bad thing?0 -
dougpconnell219 wrote: »lldougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
Yeah... No. Rape jokes aren't funny.
To the others- no one is forcing you to read and reply to the thread.
As for
Oh crap... I can see where that came off wrong.
That wasn't a rape joke. That was a " I'm so boring I put her to sleep during " joke.
My bad.
If others though it was a rape joke. Believe you would have been called out on it like someone I know on here and this person is a mod.0 -
herrspoons wrote: »That's it. Humanity is doomed.
Only if they're using protection...
...or maybe them propagating the species is what will doom humanity?0 -
dougpconnell219 wrote: »lldougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
Yeah... No. Rape jokes aren't funny.
To the others- no one is forcing you to read and reply to the thread.
As for
Oh crap... I can see where that came off wrong.
That wasn't a rape joke. That was a " I'm so boring I put her to sleep during " joke.
My bad.
Don't feel bad. It's a common joke that hasn't been associated with rape until...today (at least for me). It's just one person making something out of nothing.0 -
PikaKnight wrote: »dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
This. A sleeping person cannot consent.
Unless they gave consent before. Some people are into that. And way to go ahead and take that in a really wrong way.
I kind of hope you are just a troll.
The original question didn't give it away?0 -
dougpconnell219 wrote: »
Oh crap... I can see where that came off wrong.
That wasn't a rape joke. That was a " I'm so boring I put her to sleep during " joke.
My bad.
No, no its not your bad. Anyone with a reading comprehension level above 5th grade understood what you meant. It was funny.
OP is disgusting for insinuating that you were talking about rape. What a dick move.
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/article/Complex-thinking-required-to-understand-sarcasm-1174111.php-1 -
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CA_Underdog wrote: »mockchoc wrote:Yeah but how many men pump away for an hour in one session? What is the average it goes for? Way less from what I've read on average.Men's Health wrote:Men burn 100 calories in the average sex session, while women expend 69. (Yes, 69.) The typical romp lasts 25 minutes from the start of foreplay to the end
A 90-minute session isn't pumping away the same way the whole time, of course! There's kissing, foreplay, different positions, etc. 25 minutes is a very sad state of affairs. Yes, sometimes it's short, but if that's the norm, time to shake things up or start fishing again.
PS - Ninja tip - abs and glute work really help!!
90 Mins!!!!??? Good Lord I am exhausted thinking about it!!!! LOL!
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CA_Underdog wrote: »mockchoc wrote:Yeah but how many men pump away for an hour in one session? What is the average it goes for? Way less from what I've read on average.Men's Health wrote:Men burn 100 calories in the average sex session, while women expend 69. (Yes, 69.) The typical romp lasts 25 minutes from the start of foreplay to the end
A 90-minute session isn't pumping away the same way the whole time, of course! There's kissing, foreplay, different positions, etc. 25 minutes is a very sad state of affairs. Yes, sometimes it's short, but if that's the norm, time to shake things up or start fishing again.
PS - Ninja tip - abs and glute work really help!!
90 Mins!!!!??? Good Lord I am exhausted thinking about it!!!! LOL!
Same here. the occasional 90 minute (maybe once a month occasional) session can be nice but damn if I don't really enjoy the the more common quickies where neither of us burn more than 40 calories but both get cookies at the end.
Even before the kiddo arrived I usually preferred the latter.0 -
billieljaime wrote: »LMAO log it as "light cardio" sex should burn about 100 cals give or take
Just 100 calories? You are...doing...it wrong. :-)
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If you want to track calories during sex, just wear a heart rate monitor. That will give you a surefire answer instead of dealing with that damn fitbit thing.0
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Burt_Huttz wrote: »Burt_Huttz wrote: »dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
This. A sleeping person cannot consent.
That's certainly one way to interpret it and get upset about something.
Not upset. Just don't think it is funny.
I don't think that you not thinking it is funny is funny at all. It is far too serious an issue to intentionally trivialize by misrepresenting a silly joke as actually trivializing rape. Far too serious indeed.
Although putting rape on trial is a convenient distraction from the attention-seeking, which has been pretty roundly called out by the respondents to the thread. Probably can even get the thread locked and deleted.
Solid move.
Yeah, ^ this. All of ^ this.0 -
Husband comes back from deployment in a matter of weeks. This will be my cardio for awhile0
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PikaKnight wrote: »dougpconnell219 wrote: »My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.
This. A sleeping person cannot consent.
Unless they gave consent before. Some people are into that. And way to go ahead and take that in a really wrong way.
I kind of hope you are just a troll.
Participant must be capable of giving consent at time of act. Consent before act does not count.0
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