Calories burned in the bedroom

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  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    Yeah... No. Rape jokes aren't funny.

    To the others- no one is forcing you to read and reply to the thread.

    As for
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    Yeah... No. Rape jokes aren't funny.

    To the others- no one is forcing you to read and reply to the thread.

    As for

    Whoa. WTF. Why would you say that? No one made a rape joke.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Im not getting that as a rape joke either. Is there something we are missing OP?
  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    This. A sleeping person cannot consent.
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    This. A sleeping person cannot consent.

    That's certainly one way to interpret it and get upset about something.
  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    This. A sleeping person cannot consent.

    That's certainly one way to interpret it and get upset about something.

    Not upset. Just don't think it is funny.

  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    This. A sleeping person cannot consent.

    Unless they gave consent before. Some people are into that. And way to go ahead and take that in a really wrong way.

    I kind of hope you are just a troll.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    PikaKnight wrote: »
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    This. A sleeping person cannot consent.

    Unless they gave consent before. Some people are into that. And way to go ahead and take that in a really wrong way.

    I kind of hope you are just a troll.

    Do whatever you want just do not wake me up.
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
    elphie754 wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    This. A sleeping person cannot consent.

    That's certainly one way to interpret it and get upset about something.

    Not upset. Just don't think it is funny.

    I don't think that you not thinking it is funny is funny at all. It is far too serious an issue to intentionally trivialize by misrepresenting a silly joke as actually trivializing rape. Far too serious indeed.

    Although putting rape on trial is a convenient distraction from the attention-seeking, which has been pretty roundly called out by the respondents to the thread. Probably can even get the thread locked and deleted.

    Solid move.
  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    PikaKnight wrote: »
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    This. A sleeping person cannot consent.

    Unless they gave consent before. Some people are into that. And way to go ahead and take that in a really wrong way.

    I kind of hope you are just a troll.

    I'm going to ask you nicely to please stop calling me that. I don't appreciate it.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    elphie754 wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    This. A sleeping person cannot consent.

    That's certainly one way to interpret it and get upset about something.

    Not upset. Just don't think it is funny.

    I don't think that you not thinking it is funny is funny at all. It is far too serious an issue to intentionally trivialize by misrepresenting a silly joke as actually trivializing rape. Far too serious indeed.

    Although putting rape on trial is a convenient distraction from the attention-seeking, which has been pretty roundly called out by the respondents to the thread. Probably can even get the thread locked and deleted.

    Solid move.

    *nod nod*
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    Yeah but how many men pump away for an hour in one session?

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  • kailibertsch
    kailibertsch Posts: 139 Member
    Oh my god. It was just a joke about his wife being so bored she fell asleep. Sheeeesh.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member

    Yeah but how many men pump away for an hour in one session?

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    I know you are more likely joking. This is for the lurkers though.
  • dougpconnell219
    dougpconnell219 Posts: 566 Member
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    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    Yeah... No. Rape jokes aren't funny.

    To the others- no one is forcing you to read and reply to the thread.

    As for


    Oh crap... I can see where that came off wrong.

    That wasn't a rape joke. That was a " I'm so boring I put her to sleep during " joke.

    My bad.
  • mumblemagic
    mumblemagic Posts: 1,090 Member
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    PRMinx wrote: »
    They finished. The calorie burn was disappointing.

    Exactly.

    It's not even worth quantifying really. It's like logging for doing a load of laundry.

    LOL.

    The calories may be experiment would be fun though. ... How can lots of sex in lots of positions possibly be a bad thing?
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    ll
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    Yeah... No. Rape jokes aren't funny.

    To the others- no one is forcing you to read and reply to the thread.

    As for


    Oh crap... I can see where that came off wrong.

    That wasn't a rape joke. That was a " I'm so boring I put her to sleep during " joke.

    My bad.

    If others though it was a rape joke. Believe you would have been called out on it like someone I know on here and this person is a mod.
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    herrspoons wrote: »
    That's it. Humanity is doomed.

    Only if they're using protection...

    ...or maybe them propagating the species is what will doom humanity?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    ll
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    Yeah... No. Rape jokes aren't funny.

    To the others- no one is forcing you to read and reply to the thread.

    As for


    Oh crap... I can see where that came off wrong.

    That wasn't a rape joke. That was a " I'm so boring I put her to sleep during " joke.

    My bad.

    Don't feel bad. It's a common joke that hasn't been associated with rape until...today (at least for me). It's just one person making something out of nothing.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    PikaKnight wrote: »
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    This. A sleeping person cannot consent.

    Unless they gave consent before. Some people are into that. And way to go ahead and take that in a really wrong way.

    I kind of hope you are just a troll.

    The original question didn't give it away?
  • aplcr0331
    aplcr0331 Posts: 186 Member
    edited January 2015

    Oh crap... I can see where that came off wrong.

    That wasn't a rape joke. That was a " I'm so boring I put her to sleep during " joke.

    My bad.

    No, no its not your bad. Anyone with a reading comprehension level above 5th grade understood what you meant. It was funny.

    OP is disgusting for insinuating that you were talking about rape. What a dick move.

    http://www.seattlepi.com/national/article/Complex-thinking-required-to-understand-sarcasm-1174111.php
  • aplcr0331
    aplcr0331 Posts: 186 Member
    Only if they're using protection...

    Cockrings do not count as protection dude.

    ;)

  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    mockchoc wrote:
    Yeah but how many men pump away for an hour in one session? What is the average it goes for? Way less from what I've read on average.
    Men burn 100 calories in the average sex session, while women expend 69. (Yes, 69.) The typical romp lasts 25 minutes from the start of foreplay to the end

    A 90-minute session isn't pumping away the same way the whole time, of course! There's kissing, foreplay, different positions, etc. 25 minutes is a very sad state of affairs. Yes, sometimes it's short, but if that's the norm, time to shake things up or start fishing again. :blush:

    PS - Ninja tip - abs and glute work really help!!

    90 Mins!!!!??? Good Lord I am exhausted thinking about it!!!! LOL!

  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    dbanks80 wrote: »
    mockchoc wrote:
    Yeah but how many men pump away for an hour in one session? What is the average it goes for? Way less from what I've read on average.
    Men burn 100 calories in the average sex session, while women expend 69. (Yes, 69.) The typical romp lasts 25 minutes from the start of foreplay to the end

    A 90-minute session isn't pumping away the same way the whole time, of course! There's kissing, foreplay, different positions, etc. 25 minutes is a very sad state of affairs. Yes, sometimes it's short, but if that's the norm, time to shake things up or start fishing again. :blush:

    PS - Ninja tip - abs and glute work really help!!

    90 Mins!!!!??? Good Lord I am exhausted thinking about it!!!! LOL!

    Same here. the occasional 90 minute (maybe once a month occasional) session can be nice but damn if I don't really enjoy the the more common quickies where neither of us burn more than 40 calories but both get cookies at the end.

    Even before the kiddo arrived I usually preferred the latter.
  • RockstarWilson
    RockstarWilson Posts: 836 Member
    LMAO log it as "light cardio" sex should burn about 100 cals give or take

    Just 100 calories? You are...doing...it wrong. :-)
  • RockstarWilson
    RockstarWilson Posts: 836 Member
    If you want to track calories during sex, just wear a heart rate monitor. That will give you a surefire answer instead of dealing with that damn fitbit thing.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    elphie754 wrote: »
    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    This. A sleeping person cannot consent.

    That's certainly one way to interpret it and get upset about something.

    Not upset. Just don't think it is funny.

    I don't think that you not thinking it is funny is funny at all. It is far too serious an issue to intentionally trivialize by misrepresenting a silly joke as actually trivializing rape. Far too serious indeed.

    Although putting rape on trial is a convenient distraction from the attention-seeking, which has been pretty roundly called out by the respondents to the thread. Probably can even get the thread locked and deleted.

    Solid move.

    Yeah, ^ this. All of ^ this.
  • higgins8283801
    higgins8283801 Posts: 844 Member
    Husband comes back from deployment in a matter of weeks. This will be my cardio for awhile
  • kyta32
    kyta32 Posts: 670 Member
    PikaKnight wrote: »
    elphie754 wrote: »
    My wife wears a fitbit during sex. Man those sleep tracking features are great.

    This. A sleeping person cannot consent.

    Unless they gave consent before. Some people are into that. And way to go ahead and take that in a really wrong way.

    I kind of hope you are just a troll.

    Participant must be capable of giving consent at time of act. Consent before act does not count.
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