The Virgin Diet?

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  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    Ninkyou wrote: »
    How many virgins do you have to eat out a day?

    FIFY
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    tuckerrj wrote: »
    Another b.s. diet concocted by a know-nothing celebrity "trainer".
    Don't eat:
    Gluten
    Soy
    Dairy
    Eggs
    Corn
    Peanuts
    Sugar
    Really? "But it must be true! Her book was on the NY Times bestseller list...."

    This is almost exactly like my diet, except instead of simply restricting myself because of fad *kitten*, I can't eat most of this list because it will make me gravely ill...

    Though I do eat sugar. Lots and lots of sugar. :disagree:
  • Laurend224
    Laurend224 Posts: 1,748 Member
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    chivalryder wrote: »
    Ninkyou wrote: »
    How many virgins do you have to eat out a day?

    FIFY


    :o:sB)
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,150 Member
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    ndj1979 wrote: »
    I am on the porn star diet..is there a group for this???

    Do tell!
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2015
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    neanderthin wrote: »

    What, only virgins.......sounds more like a cult.

    This day and age you may starve... LOL
  • nicsflyingcircus
    nicsflyingcircus Posts: 2,520 Member
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    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    Laurend224 wrote: »
    What in the world is the virgin diet?!

    Can't eat meat?

    "She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone."

    That is all.

  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
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    chivalryder wrote: »
    Ninkyou wrote: »
    How many virgins do you have to eat out a day?

    FIFY

    Lol that's exactly where my kind went with that lol.
  • ljmorgi
    ljmorgi Posts: 264 Member
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    Really? A thread full of virgin jokes and the atheist joke is the one that gets flagged?

    (By the way, I love you all.) XD
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
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    In another thread, someone commented that they had seen another MFPer logging calories burned in "self-pleasure." Maybe that's the Virgin workout plan? IDK, it's been a long time....

    Of course people on this fad diet lose weight. They aren't allowed to eat anything but rocks and bark, washed down with unicorn tears. (Oh, I'm sorry, only Non GMO and Organic Unicorn Tears. my bad.)
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    Does the virgin have more calories or macros if her name is Mary?
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
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    So, no cherries then?
  • MaryCS62
    MaryCS62 Posts: 266 Member
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    :):D:p
    Thanks for the laughs, really brightened my morning!!!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    PRMinx wrote: »
    So, no cherries then?

    Nuts and cherries go well together.
  • GingerbreadCandy
    GingerbreadCandy Posts: 403 Member
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    Bouahahaha! Thanks to all for a brilliant discussion. Made my day. :smiley:
  • Betsyk2001
    Betsyk2001 Posts: 16 Member
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    Ha....so no group but you all made me laugh:)
  • Showcase_Brodown
    Showcase_Brodown Posts: 919 Member
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    I guess if it fits your macros...
  • Mauigirl62
    Mauigirl62 Posts: 55
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    This was hilarious.
  • RosFis
    RosFis Posts: 6 Member
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    The virgin diet is not really about weightloss, weight loss is a side effect. The main idea behind the diet emilinating imflamitory foods and foods most associated with food allergies and sensitivites. WHen you eliminate these foods for a set period of time (I think its something like 6 weeks) then you give your body a chance to repair any damage that may have been caused be years of eating foods that inflame. After the initial period, you add foods back in one at a time and see how your body reacts sot hat you can know what foods may infame and cause issues for you and what foods do not. I did the virgin diet a couple years ago becaue I was having frequent stomach pain. I found out that dairy products are a real issue for me and have since eliminated them. I also no longer eat soy products as I found they made my PMS symptoms awful! It was really useful for me, and I did lose weight, but the main concept of the diet is giving your obdy a chance to heal by elminating infamitory foods and helping you identify what foods are good for your body and what are not. its really jsut a clean eating plan with a focus on food sentitivites. I also drank wine on the regualr while I did this diet, I was a bad virgin o:)
    and the virgin part of the diet comes from the creators last name which, in and of itself, is unfortunate.
  • peter56765
    peter56765 Posts: 352 Member
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    RosFis wrote: »
    The virgin diet is not really about weightloss, weight loss is a side effect. The main idea behind the diet emilinating imflamitory foods and foods most associated with food allergies and sensitivites. WHen you eliminate these foods for a set period of time (I think its something like 6 weeks) then you give your body a chance to repair any damage that may have been caused be years of eating foods that inflame. After the initial period, you add foods back in one at a time and see how your body reacts sot hat you can know what foods may infame and cause issues for you and what foods do not. I did the virgin diet a couple years ago becaue I was having frequent stomach pain. I found out that dairy products are a real issue for me and have since eliminated them. I also no longer eat soy products as I found they made my PMS symptoms awful! It was really useful for me, and I did lose weight, but the main concept of the diet is giving your obdy a chance to heal by elminating infamitory foods and helping you identify what foods are good for your body and what are not. its really jsut a clean eating plan with a focus on food sentitivites. I also drank wine on the regualr while I did this diet, I was a bad virgin o:)
    and the virgin part of the diet comes from the creators last name which, in and of itself, is unfortunate.

    Inflammation is not always caused by food. Other causes are infections, stress, exposure to pollutants, lack of sleep, and - surprise surprise - obesity. There are so many factors, that it's hard to claim Diet X is what will cure your inflammation. I used to have chronic inflammation in my leg to the point of needing medication if I had to sit for long periods of time. Once I lost 85 lbs, it went away completely. And yes, I still eat pretty much everything on the "bad" list. YMMV.

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