Military diet?!?

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AliceManning88
AliceManning88 Posts: 5 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
has anyone tried this diet?
Pros cons?
Any success?
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  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    A diet that would never be used by the military, is called the military diet...


    ... Back away slowly, turn, then run.
  • GingerbreadCandy
    GingerbreadCandy Posts: 403 Member
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    I am afraid to ask but… what is the Military Diet?
  • aplcr0331
    aplcr0331 Posts: 186 Member
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    I missed this one in the Marine Corps. What is the "military" diet.

  • mulecanter
    mulecanter Posts: 1,792 Member
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    In the Air Force we ate "*kitten* on a shingle" for breakfast sometimes, is that in the diet?
  • clambert1273
    clambert1273 Posts: 840 Member
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    aplcr0331 wrote: »
    I missed this one in the Marine Corps. What is the "military" diet.

    I missed it in the Army too considering we lived on Pizza, Beer and MRE's... lol
  • aplcr0331
    aplcr0331 Posts: 186 Member
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    clambert1273 wrote: »
    aplcr0331 wrote: »
    I missed this one in the Marine Corps. What is the "military" diet.

    I missed it in the Army too considering we lived on Pizza, Beer and MRE's... lol

    No *kitten*. Best cure for getting "unstuck" from your MRE's is Pizza and Beer.
  • clambert1273
    clambert1273 Posts: 840 Member
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    aplcr0331 wrote: »
    clambert1273 wrote: »
    aplcr0331 wrote: »
    I missed this one in the Marine Corps. What is the "military" diet.

    I missed it in the Army too considering we lived on Pizza, Beer and MRE's... lol

    No *kitten*. Best cure for getting "unstuck" from your MRE's is Pizza and Beer.

    now I want a spaghetti/meatball MRE and make some ranger chocolate.....
  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
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    Ick.
    All formal diets are temporary.
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
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    BFDeal wrote: »
    Yum!
    military-diet-day-three-dinner-300x300.jpg

    Mmm, tuna ice cream surprise! What's not to love about this? /sarcasm :s

    Pros: None at all.
    Cons: It's stupidly low on calories, disgusting combinations of food (see picture) which are completely arbitrary and not based in science (some sites tout the "special combination of foods magically accelerate weight loss"--seriously, some versions of this Diet have you eating hot dogs--magic HOT DOGS for Pete's sake).


    Run away, please.
  • CamoGirl1985
    CamoGirl1985 Posts: 41 Member
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    My first "military diet" consisted of.... Shovel as much food into your mouth as you can in five minutes while being yelled at to get up and leave! Ha ha... Then as soon as that was over, I was told to go run 3 miles.

    As far as the "military diet" that is making it's rounds now.... I agree with chivalryder....
  • clambert1273
    clambert1273 Posts: 840 Member
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    williams969 wrote: »
    BFDeal wrote: »
    Yum!
    military-diet-day-three-dinner-300x300.jpg

    Mmm, tuna ice cream surprise! What's not to love about this? /sarcasm :s

    Pros: None at all.
    Cons: It's stupidly low on calories, disgusting combinations of food (see picture) which are completely arbitrary and not based in science (some sites tout the "special combination of foods magically accelerate weight loss"--seriously, some versions of this Diet have you eating hot dogs--magic HOT DOGS for Pete's sake).


    Run away, please.

    and I can GUARANTEE there aren't ANY military eating this way lol
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
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    BFDeal wrote: »
    military-diet-day-two-dinner-300x300.jpg
    That's not 2 hotdogs btw, whoever made this picture. Dur.

    SEE? The MAGIC hot dogs! It definitely must work (SMH)
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
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    BFDeal wrote: »
    Yum!
    military-diet-day-three-dinner-300x300.jpg

    Together?!
  • clambert1273
    clambert1273 Posts: 840 Member
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    CamoGirl1985 wrote: »
    My first "military diet" consisted of.... Shovel as much food into your mouth as you can in five minutes while being yelled at to get up and leave! Ha ha... Then as soon as that was over, I was told to go run 3 miles.

    As far as the "military diet" that is making it's rounds now.... I agree with chivalryder....

    LOLOL omg...flashback to chow hall LOL thanks for the smile :)
  • 111YoYo111
    111YoYo111 Posts: 213 Member
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    I am in the military and we eat Rats. Not sure you'd call that a diet given that there's about 3500 calories in each pack.
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
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    Pros: You'll be starving which will be great if you enjoy staving.

    Cons: Too many to list.

    Just don't do it. Eat less, move more.
  • CamoGirl1985
    CamoGirl1985 Posts: 41 Member
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    [/quote] LOLOL omg...flashback to chow hall LOL thanks for the smile :)[/quote]

    I knew someone would get a kick out of that! ;) Lol....

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