Fat Burning Tea's

nay33
nay33 Posts: 31 Member
edited November 10 in Health and Weight Loss
Fat burning tea's, suggestions - advise. GO?

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  • TimothyFish
    TimothyFish Posts: 4,925 Member
    No such thing
  • kommodevaran
    kommodevaran Posts: 17,890 Member
    They don't exist. You are better off burning your money.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    nay33 wrote: »
    Fat burning tea's, suggestions - advise. GO?

    None. Sorry.
  • Laurend224
    Laurend224 Posts: 1,748 Member
    Magical. Nope. No such thing.
  • nay33
    nay33 Posts: 31 Member
    ok I will save my money. Thank you all. :smiley:
  • Archerychickge
    Archerychickge Posts: 606 Member
    They only work if you sweeten them with magical pixie dust...
  • nilbogger
    nilbogger Posts: 870 Member
    Try jogging a few miles to get the tea. Or putting the tea in an 8-pound cup.
  • JustinAnimal
    JustinAnimal Posts: 1,335 Member
    I've heard green tea has health benefits and I drink it to help stave off hunger, but no idea if it magically burns fat, increased metabolism, etc.
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    Save your money
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    The tea will only burn fat if you're sipping it while riding a unicorn. Truth.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    You can find them just behind the Unicorn meat
  • dieselbyte
    dieselbyte Posts: 733 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    The tea will only burn fat if you're sipping it while riding a unicorn. Truth.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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    ...and I have a unicorn for sale
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    The tea will only burn fat if you're sipping it while riding a unicorn. Truth.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    9285851.png

    Damn 2 unicorn jokes posted at the same time and you beat me by sheer seconds

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  • LookAWalrus
    LookAWalrus Posts: 52 Member
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  • Jimmyftw94
    Jimmyftw94 Posts: 75 Member
    Subbing tea for sugary soda will cut some calorie
  • dieselbyte
    dieselbyte Posts: 733 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    The tea will only burn fat if you're sipping it while riding a unicorn. Truth.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    9285851.png

    Damn 2 unicorn jokes posted at the same time and you beat me by sheer seconds

    <sulks>

    It's ok... we can't all be awesome lol!
  • nuttynanners
    nuttynanners Posts: 249 Member
    If drinking unsweetened tea keeps you from drinking sugary drinks, then it can be a total godsend. I like iced green and black tea, and also like to try out different kinds of hot teas. Celestial Seasonings has some yummy fruity teas to try, if that's up your alley. They taste great hot or cold. Sometimes I add lemon, honey, ginger, or spices. Tea is like my life force, whether it's caffeinated or not. It keeps me grounded and helps me kick cravings.

    That being said, there's no specific kind of tea that is going to burn fat. The antioxidant properties of some teas are higher, green and white teas specifically, but they aren't going to burn fat for you.

    Some people swear that certain herbal teas work wonders for their sleep, anxiety, blood pressure, colds, water retention, etc. but most of these claims are not backed up by science. You could venture into trying herbal teas, but there's no guarantee that they will help you lose weight.
  • aakaakaak
    aakaakaak Posts: 1,240 Member
    What on earth happened to the magical world of MFP misinformation that I used to know? Not complaining. Just surprised and impressed.

    In for magical herbal unicorn tea with crumbled pixie dust.
  • SergeantSausage
    SergeantSausage Posts: 1,673 Member
    While you're at it, be sure to pick up a bottle of Snake Oil, please.
  • cwlsr
    cwlsr Posts: 71 Member
    I will keep it short! From The Journal of Nutrition "Oolong tea has been studied for its antioxidant properties (2) and its effects on cardiovascular disease (3), cancer (4) and obesity (5). In a recent study, 102 Chinese women who drank four cups of oolong tea per day (the brew from four 2 g tea bags) lost over a kilogram of body weight during a 6-wk period (6). These data suggest that oolong tea may promote weight loss by increasing energy expenditure (EE)2 10–20%". You can read the whole article at http://jn.nutrition.org/content/131/11/2848.full There have been studies in China and Japan which have substantiated that tea can assist in weight loss. The best to you.
  • pander101
    pander101 Posts: 677 Member
    Tea cannot 'burn' fat for you. You need to do the work.
  • GingerbreadCandy
    GingerbreadCandy Posts: 403 Member
    edited January 2015
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    You can find them just behind the Unicorn meat

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    Available on Amazon.
  • MissMissle
    MissMissle Posts: 293 Member
    STOP EATING UNICORNS THEY ARE ENDANGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    I'll bite....Fat burning tea's what?
  • It makes you poop.
  • hamoncan
    hamoncan Posts: 148 Member
    Does it detox and cleanse too?
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    Right after I posted to this thread, I took a big sip of my tea and burned the ever loving HECK out of my mouth. Still hurts, I can't imagine eating a thing for quite some time.

    So, yeah. I've discovered effective weight loss tea. I'm starting a MLM company tomorrow. Get in on the ground floor and become a consultant! Remember, you're not selling tea, you're selling OPPORTUNITY.
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