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  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    @secretsquiral he posted the same time as you, he intended that message for @ GDLAZ

    We broke up because she was trying to assassinate Shakira and take her place
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    'cause she wouldn't share anything ... not even a hard-drive.
  • PipelinerGuy
    PipelinerGuy Posts: 224 Member
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    He hates motorcycles,
  • secretsquiral
    secretsquiral Posts: 329 Member
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    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    @secretsquiral he posted the same time as you, he intended that message for @ GDLAZ

    We broke up because she was trying to assassinate Shakira and take her place


    oo lol i was like wtf ty haha:p
  • secretsquiral
    secretsquiral Posts: 329 Member
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    i found out he had a harem i didn't know about, an i wasn't invited to join them
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    mostly due to a conflict I had with one of her many personalities, but really, only the one... the rest are just fine, but that one's a total *kitten*
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He spent hours typing long answers on mfp
    No time left for anything else :p
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
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    She stopped putting out for me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I was putting out day and night...still wasn't enough..
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
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    Twice a day isn't good enough?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited April 2015
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    It wasnt twice a day...he wanted it to coincide with the hourly chimes of our clock...
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
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    Yeah well that still wasn't enough. I have needs.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    His mind was willing...but the body not able... :p
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
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    She wore me out
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    No...I don't want to break up...im willing to cut back to 10 a day :p
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
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    Lol I'm gonna be broken.
  • Keishabh
    Keishabh Posts: 179 Member
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    Because he kept comparing me to his ex
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    because she insisted that I log all my eating :relaxed:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He would'nt account for my missing Ghiradellis GIVE THEM BACK!!! :angry:

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