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We broke up because...
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He hit on every one of my friends0
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Her real friends were her cats0
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He always got me in bar fights!0
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Didn't like my surprise fight clubs0
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She always had one foot on the table when we go out to eat0
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His version of "Go out to eat" was the back yard!0
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She never quite understood my innuendoes. God bless her heart
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She liked long walks along the beach and porn.... And I hate going for walks0
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He was always thinking with his other brain!
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She never gave me any brain
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Caught him trading brain for gym memberships0
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He told me he lost our Gym Membership! 0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »Caught him trading brain for gym memberships
Lol...Ouch! I don't even got a comeback not gonna lie0 -
Never noticed that I already had the best comebacks!0
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Because she wouldn't comeback0
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Wanted to superman me.0
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Never took the rose out of his mouth and it had thorns!0
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The rose was to symbolize our relationship, sometimes painful but beautiful. She didn't accept it.0
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He was too Poetic and took it literal!
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She didn't like me disapearimg in the middle if the night and coming back covered in blood.0
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She always made me wash her bloody clothing....soooo gross0
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She was in some weird blood letting/cleaning relationship with someone else.0
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Didn't want to be my thunder buddy0
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Thunder scares me. Couldn't be her buddy0
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Her Thunder was stinking up the house! 0
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I just couldn't afford her Batman clothing addiction.0
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I just wasn't buddy material
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She had too many "buddies"0
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She never understood the difference ..*buddies* and *special buddies*
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