We broke up because...
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She had "Special" friends and I was just me!
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Her legs are nicer than mine I was jealous0
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He was a misogynistic a-hole.0
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Called me a He0
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I always had a headache - 0 -
@blurodriguez7 - that body - nothing he about that!!0
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He thought he could Hypnotize me with his scull ring!0
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He loved my friends body0
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Said we were just friends0
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Just wanted to be friends0
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You do??? 0
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Didn't take my plans for world domination seriously.0
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Said I was the Pinky to his Brain0
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Didn't like explaining to the neighbors why I kept screaming "Hello Nurse" every time I saw her naked.0
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I liked the show i am Cait who is actually Bruce Jenner0
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Misshodge64 wrote: »I liked the show i am Cait who is actually Bruce Jenner
Yeah that's pretty much why in a nutshell...
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »Misshodge64 wrote: »I liked the show i am Cait who is actually Bruce Jenner
Yeah that's pretty much why in a nutshell...
I like the show and Jenner as Well0 -
Am I missing something?0
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I'm not sure, I actually don't watch TV at all outside of noise when I'm getting ready for bed. And Teen Titans, for some reason I really like that show. I'm a kid I guess.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »I'm not sure, I actually don't watch TV at all outside of noise when I'm getting ready for bed. And Teen Titans, for some reason I really like that show. I'm a kid I guess.
Hogged the remote0 -
Wouldn't get with the times and let me connect everything to our Ipad0
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And let Skynet win?!0
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Wasn't prepared to accept the supreme rule of our new robot overlords.0
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Was on the opposing side of the war between human and machine0
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She was fiery passion and I was cold logic. It was an ill-fated affair from the start.0
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His stuffed animal collection got in the way of mine.0
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Cuddled with her toy collection rather than me ..0
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Dear Heart -- stop breaking up with this crowd and come over and see me sometime.... we'll have MILF and cookies....slimgirljo15 wrote: »Cuddled with her toy collection rather than me ..
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Dear Heart -- stop breaking up with this crowd and come over and see me sometime.... we'll have MILF and cookies....slimgirljo15 wrote: »Cuddled with her toy collection rather than me ..
lmao ..you are so gorgeous ..this made me laugh ...Im on my way Dear Heart I could not turn down such an offer
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She left me for MILF and cookies. Color me heartbroke!0
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