We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Found out about the Life Insurance Policy's (Plural)!

Spnneil06

She was planning to kill me on our vacation!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I mentioned something about killin it when we were talking about our trip and she freaked out!

EnrgizerBnny

She said I was colorblind and when I went to get her hair dye I got green instead of red?!

Spnneil06

Too much in the sheets, she kept going, and going, and going!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out she spiked her ex's tea with Viagra and then couldnt handle the results of it!

EnrgizerBnny

She couldn't say NO to anyone

FabulousFantasticFifty

She called me a Floozy!

karenkasbi

she wore too much makeup!

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kjm3579

Kept talking about juggling???

cdcruizer05

found out they wore dentures

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought it would be a hoot to put my Dentures on the Dog!

SojournerThirteen

She would kiss me with the dirty dentures the dog shared with her

lunidevojka

Always yelled profanities during intimacy and blamed it on terrets.

slimgirljo15

She asked me to whisper dirty things in her ear...but she was deaf so i had to yell them..

asianfashionista86

She kept flirting with frat guys

kjm3579

asianfashionista86 wrote: »

She kept flirting with frat guys

Found the frat guys in our bed

Noelv1976

Always wanted his dog to "watch"....kinda creepy

Spnneil06

He used to have threesomes with dogs, I couldn't get passed it.

SuperSnoopy

She. Doesn't like dogs

GFitMan

Has fleas.

Spnneil06

Has crabs!

slimgirljo15

She denied it ..but I knew she wanted her ex ..

asianfashionista86

She wanted to perform insane sex acts on me

patricksalazar0123

I got saved and became a Christian.

EnrgizerBnny

He said it was his first date in 10yrs?

RNGRZulu

Turned out she was one of my students

melmelw03

I cut him from my FL

freak4iron

She didn't like seeing me cryin the gym, but I can't help it the burn stings