We broke up because...

GFitMan

Swam off with the cruise ship entertainment director

JSurita3

Was hotter than me.

GFitMan

swam off with the cruise ship captain - we needed Coast guard assist to get back to dry land

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skahtboi

She was always using big words for things that could be summed up easier. For example, one time, when we were discussing having a fear of the ocean....she kept calling it thass...thalla......thalast......thelassandaphobia........something like that

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williamwj2014

didn't like tuna

slimgirljo15

Would only eat tuna

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slimgirljo15

Aww smooch ..*sigh*..cuddles ...

skahtboi

I wanted to move in with her and her non ex....but they would have none of it

SojournerThirteen

Because he was into multiple partners

MissRheingold

he didn't know his multiplication tables...............

SojournerThirteen

She would spout out polynomial quadratic equations in the middle of us lovin

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always spoke using big words!

MissRheingold

LOL

she was vocabulary challenged

PewterSky

Her mother wasnt a fan of me

BaconBae

Everytime she flipped open a fan she always poked my eyes

FabulousFantasticFifty

She claimed I always poked her eye, but i'm a girl!

rebbylicious

Didn't tell me she was a girl until after.....

slimgirljo15

Wasn't really into girls

47Jacqueline

Had preconceived notions about relationships

GoJul18

Couldn't handle my risqué behavior

sixxpoint

Couldn't handle me in the bedroom.

Building_Bulk

Well like the State Farm commercial says...."well she's a guy..."

JSurita3

Not sure why

williamwj2014

didn't like to party.

JSurita3

Didn't know me at all

sixxpoint

Her parents didn't accept me.

SuzyQAzureblue

He was too much into what people thought about us