We broke up because...

hotpink_meow

Cause she broke my favorite hulahoop

finny11122

She was a gold digger

SuzyQAzureblue

It was always about money. I wanted more private time

GFitMan

In her private time she spent all the money

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BlondieSays

she was always getting in fights

JerreFlanagan

She always wonna go to the beach

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slimgirljo15

She was still in love with her ex

skahtboi

I found out the heart was actually a beauty mark she had tattooed in red.

JSurita3

He never really revealed his true self.

slimgirljo15

I was the only one with a heart

SuzyQAzureblue

she was so hot to handle

GFitMan

i couldn't handle her fuego

slimgirljo15

He couldn't handle me

GFitMan

neither could the other men

slimgirljo15

...he's a cheater

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She loved my twin brother

GFitMan

he loved my twin

slimgirljo15

Wanted to share me with everyone ..including his family

GFitMan

hated my family

slimgirljo15

I loved his family bbqs...I didnt like his family orgies

skahtboi

Every time I tried to add adventure to the relationship, she balked.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

His idea of adventure was setting the house on fire.

Allison1385

He hated I flirted with the hot firemen while our house burned

skahtboi

What she couldn't understand was it wasn't the flirting that bothered me, but the small fires she kept setting to have the fireman come back out

SuzyQAzureblue

He wasnt into my pyromania, and kept throwing water on me

aladd1986

She did like water fights when she wore white clothes

SuzyQAzureblue

he was obsessed with wet t-shirt contests.

skahtboi

Ever since she won that contest during Spring Break down in Destin, she seemed to think wet white t-shirts were a thing of the past.