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  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
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    She ate my steak.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    she was like a ferocious animal if I touched her food
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    She would hiss at me and spit venom when angry! D:
  • nelliiann
    nelliiann Posts: 108 Member
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    She always ate my damn food :(
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    She didn't like the fact that I cook naked.
  • nelliiann
    nelliiann Posts: 108 Member
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    deviboy1592 wrote: »
    She didn't like the fact that I cook naked.

    Lol now that right there is realationship goals ;)
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
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    She never cooked for me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She cooked ...but boy was that slop inedible :p
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
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    my dinner was always cold
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
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    He's always late for dinner.
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
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    Rolls around all the time
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    'cause she was just to introverted and private to play with me as I'd like. We went to Fantasy Fest last autumn and she complained that her new collar was too tight. Well, dear, there are others who have professed an interest in that collar; so I moved on...
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    He was so quick to move on to his next conquest
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
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    She always wanted to stay in
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    He never wore a shirt in public, we couldn't even get into a restaurant
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    She had this habit of stealing and selling my valuable things, one day I caught her with my grandmother's ring in her pocket. I gave her the boot then.
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
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    She accused me of stealing and didn't bother to give me the chance to explain what happened. So I decided to just let the inevitable happen.
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
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    She doesn't like to share
  • pickledpete
    pickledpete Posts: 48 Member
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    She had sex with my sister.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    pickledpete wrote: »
    She had sex with my sister.
    ... well, THAT's a long list...

    She was so worried about her sister's many relationships, that she barely realized that she was destroying her own... ours :cry:

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