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  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Once a week she'd think she was a car and wanted me to groom her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She always tried to "Groom" me! Hey Alison!...I don't like it that shape! :tongue:
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    She's soooooooooo picky
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
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    too competitive it got old
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He seemed to use the word "old" a lot! :confused:
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    She said I was too old for her
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    Alisontheice wrote: »
    She said I was too old for her

    I was too young for her
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
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    @Alisontheice ... Well, let's just say that somethings should NOT whistle when we skated together.

    @BlackScorpio91 - Had to dump him from his role as my wingman; the SOB was takin' all the honeys for himself, I was only there to pay HIS bar bill!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He just didn't want me...too many other honeys to pick from :'(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She was allergic to Honey!
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
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    She tried to poison me with honey :s
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
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    IDK, it was totally weird. She dumped her lover just minutes before our first date, and showed-up all sticky. She began attracting all kinds'a insects, so I'm like all "eeew!" ; she had to go!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Im begging you stan...please don't dump me..
    I will be as bad as you want >:)
  • Luckyki_ki
    Luckyki_ki Posts: 3 Member
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    He tried to cook my cat.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Wouldn't listen when I said cat tastes good
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
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    Changed all my contact names to Disney characters
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
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    she didnt like me much from the start :/
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    edited May 2015
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    constantly asked did I like him
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
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    He looked better topless :p
  • novelle21
    novelle21 Posts: 819 Member
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    Complains that I hate sex. Not my fault that he doesn't turn me on~

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