We broke up because...
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He liked A Dude's Booty more than mine!0
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Not enough junk in the trunk0
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didn't realize I was delicate not soft.
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She was too soft and I was a Mean Mofo!!!0
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They were not real positions0
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Was sleeping with every lady on mfp0
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I desired more than he could provide!
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... just wore me out and cast me aside.0
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He was a broken man, something about his ex loving and leaving him.0
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found out he had 3rd testicle (don't ask how I found out)0
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Was snooping through my medical records! Couldn't trust him after he knew my secrets!0
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She didnt have the $$ to complete the transformation!0
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Smothered me!0
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I wasn't man enough for her (yes, she has a measuring stick)0
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Threw out all my tools and destroyed my tape measure!0
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Wouldn't fast forward through commercials when watching shows on the DVR.0
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wanted my full attention but gave me nothing in return0
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She said that I couldn't be her First Lady!
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He called me a stripper!0
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I heard somewhere that she was a Stripper!0
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