We broke up because...
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He doesnt think I sweat enough when I workout, Always criticizing my workouts0
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She was Blonde then Blue Eyed then Suddenly picked up and moved to Jersey!0
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she definitely sweat too much, even when she wasn't working out0
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hahahaha Because she hated that I was blonde and blue eyes and most of all hated Jersey!0
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I refused to take off my paper bag0
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She was always in the bag0
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It was an Eastcoast / Westcoast thing0
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He wouldn't meet in the middle0
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Her family, Montagues. Mine, Capulets...good only end badly0
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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet....but he was no rose0
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has the herps0
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Found scales on her back0
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Wouldn't lotion my back for me, I couldn't reach!0
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I said paper, she chose plastic0
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Read the label wrong...massaged gasoline oil into my skin0
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she never took the damn bag off0
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he called me his "old bag"0
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I was the Old Bag!
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She heard old bag, didn't realize I was referring to the potato chips...0
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could eat just ONE potato chip (drove me nuts)0
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Wouldn't let me go near the Fridge!0
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kept mistaking the closet for the fridge0
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Caught him in my Closet trying on my Dresses and Shoes!0
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I looked better in her gowns than she did0
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Left me to pursue his Dream of being a performing Drag Queen!0
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left me for a drag queen0
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Didn't treat me like a Queen!0
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Her fabulousness was hard to compete with0
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