We broke up because...

Bonny132

Had 2 left feet

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wore socks with sandals.

blu_de_ville

Not grounds for a divorce?!

LikeSeeds4Souls

Smoked crayons at midnight

Bonny132

Set the bed on fire

blu_de_ville

There was a spider on it

Bonny132 wrote: »

Set the bed on fire

LikeSeeds4Souls

Wore s spider man bridal dress

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synchkat

Didn't like that I had a Wolverine

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blu_de_ville

sunn_lighter wrote: »

LikeSeeds4Souls wrote: »

Wore s spider man bridal dress

couldn't tell the difference between spiderman and batman

My soul mate

LikeSeeds4Souls

jjulio150 wrote: »

I really don't know !

Had no creativity ( )

Bonny132

Dressed up as Barbie

LikeSeeds4Souls

^^^ lol

She thought she could run to the moon and back in a day

blu_de_ville

Didn't like my clothes

Bonny132

Too indecisive, took her shopping and 3 days later we had yet to buy an outfit

FabulousFantasticFifty

Made me tuck the tags in so that she could take back for a refund after I wore it!

mhiggi02

made me mow the lawn in her nighties

LikeSeeds4Souls

Stayed in bed all day

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

mowing the lawn was a euphemism

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always tried to act smarter than me by using Big words!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Would randomly shout words when she was talking.

mhiggi02

PEANUT JUICE!!!!!

LikeSeeds4Souls

Studied the dictionary but was illiterate

47Jacqueline

Had delusiouns og grandieur

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I didn't know how to ride a bike.

mhiggi02

Thought the phrase ride a bike was a sexual reference

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Tried to teach me how to "ride a bike."

JSurita3

He wouldn't ride me ( I mean a bike)

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was a Tease!!!