We broke up because...
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Just realized u dumped me for using my tounge I'm a naughty way lmao WOWWWWWWWW0
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She was nooooo lady
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So many positions he wouldn't try0
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Lies ..He was so innocent..0
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She wouldn't let me go out.0
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She wanted to go out with a bunch of Swingers and didnt even invite me!
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He was a Prude and had no sense for adventure!0
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She was too adventurous0
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She wasn't adventurous enough0
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I thought she wanted to go to the park, when she explained the kind of swingers she was into I just couldn't look at her without blushing.0
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Not adventurous enough.....plus..she was going to bed..will have bags under eyes from lack of sleep
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He was much too young and innocent!0
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Couldn't get around me having a young body but the soul of an old man.0
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Would always brag about his young body and how old mine was!!!
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Kept getting red lipstick all over my white Victoria secret bras0
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Confused me with somebody else who sounds quite rude!0
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He was already married.. 0
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He was a virgin..upset I took his virginity
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She only went out with virgins.0
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He wasn't. ..but michael self love doesn't count ..so technically you still are ...
So we can stay together
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Said sticking it between the couch cushions didn't count.0
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I'd never break up with him
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..Im not breaking up with you..to the basement with ya Michael_Lucas wrote: »Said sticking it between the couch cushions didn't count.
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refused to get off couch0
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