We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I have been claimed!

RunTimer

she found my cache of 'equipment' and it frightened her

FabulousFantasticFifty

His Equipment was too powerful!

slimgirljo15

I saw her come at me with egg beaters and a rolling pin..scared me

RunTimer

she couldn't cook

FabulousFantasticFifty

When I stripped nekked he asked if I had a Bun in the oven!

blu_de_ville

Couldn't speak fluent Elvish...

RunTimer

chanted incantations in her sleep

blu_de_ville

Had a problem with my chanting

slimgirljo15

Blu belonged to nobody ...not even me

blu_de_ville

I was a hippie free love! Love all! Bs he was selfish

FabulousFantasticFifty

She gave her "Love" away for free!

slimgirljo15

Wanted to charge me for her love

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didnt think I was worth a Nice Dinner and Dancing!

_fitness4life_

I always had to be Tarzan in our role playing. Sometimes I just wanted to be Jane.

Jerzeegirl13

Hated role playing

mostafaaaaaaa

She didn't like football ( when I meant by football the game that actually uses feet to play)

CherylNTexas

Seriously, how many times can you act out the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp? I just wanted to eat my own for once.

blu_de_ville

Didn't like being romantic with me

Nograce80

Her idea of romantic was slapping my booty after I brought her a beer.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't return booty slaps.

_fitness4life_

Said I slapped too hard.

Nograce80

She slapped me in the face!

TUsphg8B4zrapVx

Emergency orders to return to Mars immediately

_fitness4life_

He kept leaving me and giving me outrageous excuses.

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Nograce80

She had me committed when she wanted to take a vacation so I wouldn't go with her.

GreenGoddess22

She's been committed lol.

JSurita3

She won't commit

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