We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was always trying to steal my duck

RunTimer

gave him an ultimatum..me or the duck

Nograce80

he would get strangely angry every time I said the word duck

RunTimer

she wiped her *kitten* with my Kobe Bryant jersey

Nograce80

RunTimer wrote: »

she wiped her *kitten* with my Kobe Bryant jersey

he was a lakers fan, I am a kings. Like water and oil!

RunTimer

she put oil in my drinking water, and water in my gas tank

Nograce80

he thought I was trying to kill him and his car! He couldn't look past a simple mistake!

slimgirljo15

Scared me ...Caught her sitting in the dark watching me sleep...I saw the knife

Nograce80

Didn't like my habit of eating cheese and crackers at midnight. I tried not to wake her!

RunTimer

SHe became unreasonably angry when some said "hail mary, full of Grace"

blu_de_ville

He called me unholy

Locabella714

Was unholy

slimgirljo15

Ran out the door with Runtimer and they just kept running

blu_de_ville

Didn't like Forest Gump

Locabella714

Said "yellow" when they answered the phone...

Kulaid77

Never answered my calls

slimgirljo15

Caught him calling another girl

Nograce80

Wouldn't let me call my mom, sent her into a jealous rage.

47Jacqueline

He was a mama's boy

Nograce80

Never understood that I was a girl until well, let's just say it got awkward real freaking fast!

kjm3579

She kept wanting to play basketball instead of other bedroom sports

Nograce80

He couldn't slam dunk

slimgirljo15

I couldn't get a hole in one...she loves her golf

blu_de_ville

That's not what she meant by hole in one...

slimgirljo15

blurodriguez7 wrote: »

That's not what she meant by hole in one...

Was a dirty girl..saw innuendo in everything

blu_de_ville

She didn't like my filthy sense of humor

Becka4Real

Had to be dirty all the time

slimgirljo15

Was dirty non of the time

kjm3579

Didn't want to take showers with me

blu_de_ville

Only wanted to take cold showers with me