We broke up because...
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Couldn't tell my gender0
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she wasn't a chicken0
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She always had the sickly green coloring0
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Didn't care that I was afraid of heights0
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We didn't. .can't leave ones Dear Heart
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he wasn't ecofriendly0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »We didn't. .can't leave ones Dear Heart
That's right, Dear Heart.... and besides, you enjoy that swing so much0 -
He thought she was a cow
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Not very satisfying..I needed meat
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Wouldn't eat her veggies0
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Wouldn't give me daily massages.0
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Always came back exhausted0
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Because she said my peg leg was was too big0
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Too rough with his peg leg0
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She kept forgetting my name
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She ONLY touched my beard........0
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He charged me $5 every time I touched his beard0
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She still owes me several hundred bucks!0
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I caught him bumping beards with someone else0
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I stayed out so late0
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He didn't like it when I locked him out0
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She hid the house keys..wouldn't let me in0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »She hid the house keys..wouldn't let me in
We're still together but she always hogs the covers ........0 -
his heart belonged to another
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He didn't trust my surgeon credentials0
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I worked really hard for that degree, hardest 3 weeks of my life in fact and he couldn't respect that0
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