We broke up because...

mcpostelle

She was too cold to me.

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stayfit_ria

He didn't know how to warm me up.

mcpostelle

@not_satisfied‌ Come to find out that not only does he play poker, but he's good at it. Still can't decide whether to be frustrated or proud of that fact.

assthetikk

whenever i won at poker, he'd get way too excited and start humping my leg

mcpostelle

@stayfit_ria I was too jealous of her dark hair.

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msh0612

He used to pluck his gray hairs out and leave them on the bathroom counter

stayfit_ria

She didn't like my ink.

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mwehrley

He wasn't impressed

clairbear1996

i wasnt sick enough

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Misshodge64

Couldn't swim

emilee974

I never knew who she really was =(

Misshodge64

She wouldn't eat in cream after DARK

Becka4Real

She only went on dates at night.

slimgirljo15

Sadly...I wasnt good enough

EZDUZIT68

I was too old for her...

blossomholly

she was insecure and never though she was good enough

jumpstreetbrahh

Wk beta

blossomholly

they took him back to the psychiatric hospital

jumpstreetbrahh

And then I returned and found out that she isn't keeping the kitchen clean..

sw33tp3a11

She refused to wear the snuggie I bought her

jumpstreetbrahh

I think we already had talk about it and lets just say that snuggie sukd? K thnx.

cos she brought me a snuggie

sw33tp3a11

He never used auto correct

47Jacqueline

She treated me like a child.

jumpstreetbrahh

Cooking sucked

sw33tp3a11

She hated my fish

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