We broke up because...

RunTimer

my whole name wouldn't fit tattoed across his chest

jbuzzed

He kept tattooing his name on other peoples chest

KD454

She wouldn't let me tattoo names on my chest

slimgirljo15

We didn't he's still cuffed to my bed

slimgirljo15

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synchkat

She had so many men cuffed to the bed there wasn't any room for me

jbuzzed

Expected me to perform a triple axel before bed every night

KD454

She let @Slimgirljo15 cuff me to the bed

SugarBabyGirl

He never wanted to be tied down

JSurita3

She tried to choke me with a tie

slimgirljo15

I tried to cuff her to the bed..but she didn't like sharing with all the others cuffed there

FabulousFantasticFifty

I wasn't included in the festivities!

HappilyDistracted

She was always carrying around her own cuffs asking people to cuff her to the bed.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She cuffed me then disappeared with the keys

mandipandi75

She couldn't figure out the child safety latch on the kiddie cuffs

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always calls me dumb!

mandipandi75

She misunderstands me... make up?

HappilyDistracted

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

She cuffed me then disappeared with the keys

Just because I did that once....

She never understood my sense of humor

synchkat

I didn't "get" her

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted to get with all kinds of other ladies and forgot that she already had me!

mandipandi75

He wouldn't look me in the eyes

slimgirljo15

She wanted to breast feed me

mandipandi75

She had the cutest milk mustache too... too bad she wouldn't wear the diaper!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was just with me for my Boobies!

HappilyDistracted

she didn't like being breastfed

jbuzzed

She was in love with movie characters and wanted me to dress up as them

KD454

She hid her undies from me

jbuzzed

He had a strictly no underwear policy

LiftingRiot

she squatted more than me and it was a little devastating

jbuzzed

He'd never reach stuff on the top shelf for me