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We broke up because...
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my whole name wouldn't fit tattoed across his chest0
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He kept tattooing his name on other peoples chest0
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She wouldn't let me tattoo names on my chest0
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We didn't he's still cuffed to my bed
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She had so many men cuffed to the bed there wasn't any room for me0
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Expected me to perform a triple axel before bed every night0
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She let @Slimgirljo15 cuff me to the bed0
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He never wanted to be tied down0
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She tried to choke me with a tie0
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I tried to cuff her to the bed..but she didn't like sharing with all the others cuffed there
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I wasn't included in the festivities!0
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She was always carrying around her own cuffs asking people to cuff her to the bed.0
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She cuffed me then disappeared with the keys0
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She couldn't figure out the child safety latch on the kiddie cuffs0
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She always calls me dumb!
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She misunderstands me... make up?
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She cuffed me then disappeared with the keys
Just because I did that once....
She never understood my sense of humor0 -
I didn't "get" her0
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She wanted to get with all kinds of other ladies and forgot that she already had me!
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He wouldn't look me in the eyes0
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She wanted to breast feed me
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She had the cutest milk mustache too... too bad she wouldn't wear the diaper!0
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She was just with me for my Boobies!0
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she didn't like being breastfed0
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She was in love with movie characters and wanted me to dress up as them0
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She hid her undies from me0
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He had a strictly no underwear policy0
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she squatted more than me and it was a little devastating0
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He'd never reach stuff on the top shelf for me0
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